Pidä Sinä Ideasi

thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"

someone post john cena suit gangnam style depression

I will never understand why people create whole ass fantasy worlds and still oppress women in those worlds.

why are you as two blonde people dating

*me talking about my fave shitty restaurant* you have to understand that the health code violations add to the flavor

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"