PLEASE?!
this would be awesome!
Turned on the lights because Toffee was being ridiculously noisy, only to see:
The lid is on and 100% locked via the handles.
How have you done this thing you did, boy.
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if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here
Getting a tedious trophy for Saints Row IV, the ghetto way...
Following the release of GTA V, the general public have reacted with horror at the news that the new game contains a graphic torture scene.
But, shortly after torturing the suspect, the same guy goes on to rape another character in the game, and as the player leaves the scene, the victim can be...
10/10 IGN.
Barbara Bush’s response:
Dear Marge, How kind of you to write. I’m glad you spoke your mind; I foolishly didn’t know you had one. I am looking at a picture of you, depicted on a plastic cup, with your blue hair filled with pink birds peeking out all over. Evidently, you and your charming family — Lisa, Homer, Bart and Maggie — are camping out. It is a nice family scene. Clearly you are setting a good example for the rest of the country. Please forgive a loose tongue. Warmly, Barbara Bush P.S. Homer looks like a handsome fella!
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