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I guess it’s his w/ @alphaxalfa

My kids ain’t gonna believe in Santa Clause.

I work all year to provide and some fat white man get the credit?

Sound like slavery to me. 

Pneumodesmus newmani is the earliest known creature to have lived on land, and lived about 428 million years ago. Therefore, we are all descendants of this creature.

Christoph Waltz talking sense

Benzo is a helluva drug

this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own

My wallpaper is essentially stretch marks.