Castr01995 - Sexiest (Fat) Man Alive

this is way too fucking relatable

kylie jenner’s oscar worthy snapchat story…

Back on March 25, 2016, I achieved the possible. I succeeded in what has been described as "something only a fat, no-life loser would take pride in." I, Adam Lawrence Campbell, first of his name, the self-proclaimed "Sexiest (Fat) Man Alive", King of Nothing and Protector of Twinkies, earned my 1,000th trophy on the PlayStation Network. #1v1mebruh

Henry Cavill praising Ben Affleck for his performance in Batman V Superman

My Instagram is all my cat now.