U Used To Be Able To Put A Dvd In Your Computer. And Then U Could Watch It

Just ripped the underwear (paper bag) off my whimpering twink (raspberry danish)

“fish don’t even know theyre wet” and? you don’t even know youre luft (air equivalent of wet)

Broken

A broken doll.

And its witch tinkers with it.

Trying to put it back together.

Sometimes the work comes easy.

Most times it doesn't.

But on the witch works.

Dedicated, tireless.

Determined.

She will fix it yet.

It’s been a hard day bro can you pet me

I keep quoting this dumb image every time something slightly bad happens to me

ermmm shes not gonna fit in there....

If men aren’t meant to be put on leashes then why are they so praiseworthy and walkable??

Lost and Found

A witch that has lost her doll!

It was right next to her a moment ago! They were shopping together! It wouldn't go off without good reason, but where could it have possibly gone?!

She searches the aisles one by one, walking at a brisk pace, doing her best to keep herself from breaking out into a dash!

Not here. Not here. Not here. Not-

There! In the bakery section!

She breathes a sigh of relief, calming herself before approaching it.

She gives it a tap on its shoulder when she walks up to it.

Immediately it turns, mentioning that it realized that they should get brownies because she loves them!

Silly, silly doll. Of course it was thinking for her sake! She isn't surprised at all!

But, still, she gives it a hug!

It asks if something happened!

She mumbles a no, that she's just glad that it's okay.

The doll hugs her back, squeezing tightly.

Of course it would be okay. It wouldn't leave her alone like that.

What a wonderful doll.