It’s Been A Hard Day Bro Can You Pet Me

! this user loves illegal immigration, abortions, and sex change operations !

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

:)

How to celebrate Pride from withIN the closet

tapping on her cock like a microphone and it makes a loud feedback noise thats loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear

Transmascs with boobs who are indifferent or happy about it. You agree, reblog

hey. heeeeyyyy. tugs on your shirt. hey. pet me. now

Reblog to sniff and paw at prev

a mother is like a bpd girlfriend you can't choose

Greetings, homosapiens.

My name is Kermit. I also respond to The Joker, The Croaker, the Clown Prince of Crime, Dark Muppet, and Mr. The Frog. Pronouns are self explanatory.

I am a Kermit and Joker combined kintype with kin memories. I also ship Kermit with the Joker and am in a romantic relationship with both of them.

♤ ♡ ◇ ♧

DNI:

Other Kermit/Joker Kintypes

People who post about wearing felt (the matierial I am made of as Kermit)

Batman Kintypes, fuck you Batsy

Marvel fans (self explanitory)

Reylo shippers-- disgusting.

Hank Green apologists

Minors or people over 30, just a preference

People who use AI-- support independent artists!

Vivziepop antis (see above)

Pokemon fans. Animal cruelty is disgusting.

People who don't support the men's rights movement. Fuck you.

Women. Females. Get off my blog foids.

Those of you on the WRONG side of ace discourse. You know who you are.

Hazbin hotel/Steven Universe fans, y'all are annoying.

No Sans/ AU Sans kins, especially Error!Sans. Was traumatized by a sans kinnie, if youre reading this, fuck you Error.

People who are afraid of seeing what darkness and depravity look like. Heh, run while you can.