Brandnewciudad

successfully worked my way up to a senior management position at the porn studio, overseeing the production of all the oral scenes. That's right, I'm the department head of the head department.

This is a real Big Nate comic

"they should teach media literacy in schools" english class "they should teach students how to spot misinformation" it's english class "they should teach kids critical thinking" it's called english class

reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30

why tf would there be a “degrading” clothing section in your weirdass terf fantasy world

No joke this vine has a better understanding of transmisogyny than 40% of this website

“fish don’t even know theyre wet” and? you don’t even know youre luft (air equivalent of wet)

you act like a dog i’ll treat you like a dog in the sense that if you do something cute i’m gonna go “hiii puppy!!! hello!!!! hi darling!!!! hi sweetheart!!!!!!!! so cuteee!!!!! my little puppy!!!”

Reasonless Fear

A doll that is afraid of leaving its room all of a sudden.

But there's nothing to be afraid of. It's just its witch out there. There's no visitors. Their home is safe.

And yet it's afraid anyway.

It calls to its witch.

She answers back.

It asks her to come to its room.

She does.

She asks what's wrong.

It asks her for a hug.

She gives the warmest hug she can muster.

The doll squeezes her tightly.

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises