Im A Tranny. Reblog If U Are A Tranny

Broken

A broken doll.

And its witch tinkers with it.

Trying to put it back together.

Sometimes the work comes easy.

Most times it doesn't.

But on the witch works.

Dedicated, tireless.

Determined.

She will fix it yet.

Greetings, homosapiens.

My name is Kermit. I also respond to The Joker, The Croaker, the Clown Prince of Crime, Dark Muppet, and Mr. The Frog. Pronouns are self explanatory.

I am a Kermit and Joker combined kintype with kin memories. I also ship Kermit with the Joker and am in a romantic relationship with both of them.

♤ ♡ ◇ ♧

DNI:

Other Kermit/Joker Kintypes

People who post about wearing felt (the matierial I am made of as Kermit)

Batman Kintypes, fuck you Batsy

Marvel fans (self explanitory)

Reylo shippers-- disgusting.

Hank Green apologists

Minors or people over 30, just a preference

People who use AI-- support independent artists!

Vivziepop antis (see above)

Pokemon fans. Animal cruelty is disgusting.

People who don't support the men's rights movement. Fuck you.

Women. Females. Get off my blog foids.

Those of you on the WRONG side of ace discourse. You know who you are.

Hazbin hotel/Steven Universe fans, y'all are annoying.

No Sans/ AU Sans kins, especially Error!Sans. Was traumatized by a sans kinnie, if youre reading this, fuck you Error.

People who are afraid of seeing what darkness and depravity look like. Heh, run while you can.

I’m her favorite plushie ૮ >ﻌ< ა

normalize men being so so so gay with each other like gals being pals for men but it's bros being dudes (tongue kissing)

achieve confidence through ego death!!!!! strikes a very chuuni pose. can i suck your dick

Oh, were you expecting a mistake? You wanted to get here and be told that it was supposed to be another way? That we behind the scenes fucked up and put your soul in the wrong body, or placed your birth with the wrong family, or pinched your brain along some point that should've been unmeddled with? Well, you're wrong. That was exactly the life you were meant to have. We wanted you to suffer. We wanted to you feel alone. We wanted it to never be enough, to keep that void inside you empty 'till the day you couldn't take it anymore and put that bullet through your head. We wanted it to hurt. Not as some trial, not as some test, some lesson, some divine ritual to lead you on to better things. There's no reward. We built the cosmic gears just as they were, and we made you to be ground to ash between them. There is nothing here for you. When we let go, you will be gone, left void in the abyss, no consciousness to claim your own. You will not exist. We just wanted you to know, before you fell. We had one last misery within you yet to watch.

(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it