My New OC Her Name Is Nine Eleven

me and my puppy have this running joke where every time we have a really fucked up, gorey, sex concept (like putting a bomb in someone’s vibrator and if it stops it explodes or live dissection sex or smth) we always say “Next Laika story lol” in reference to @puppygirllaika (WHOM WE ADORE) it’s sort of like how annoying weebs say “is that a jojo reference!?!??” to everything and i just thought everyone should know

This is a real Big Nate comic

YOU’RE DOING GREAT, TUMBLR USER MIYORIIA! Your posts bring joy to my dashboard on a daily basis and I wish you a great day :D

are you real

im ouppy

Just thought the guys in #forcemasc would appreciate this

the greatest thing in this world is a trans girl in a shirt, thigh highs, underwear(with a noticeable bulge) and NOTHING ELSE

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Fucked up. This is what I am to god

Seeing a beautiful woman: God I wish that were me

Seeing a beautiful aquatic creature: Cod I fish that were me

missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up