This Is A Real Big Nate Comic

As long as I believe in myself, I can impregnate any tgirl!

reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30

Demon girls worker collab with my friend Knoxy

petplay but instead of sex you throw a ball for me and I chase it and bring it back and you call me a good boy and pet me sometimes and then you get tired of it so I look at you super sad so you throw the ball a couple more times til I get bored and then we go home and I destroy your couch

is that a hard boiled egg in your back pocket or is your penis just round and on the wrong side

Way more than 10 words dude

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

two month old puppy i found abandoned behind a subway: couff coghh cough ... COUGH KAFFKAFF WHEEZE COOUGFH HURF KAUGHFF

me gently feeding it another lit cigarette: there there little buddy i know it hurts but you gotta hold it in your mouth long enough for me to take a photo of you smoking okay? can you do that for daddy?

devil version of me: you've really outdone yaself this time, boss! dis is gonna make numbers in da transfem tumbla puppygirl community for shure!

angel version of me: fool that you are, you have allowed yourself to be led astray in your lust for fleeting internet clout on a dying blogging platform! and what of the possibility that your post flops, and all of this effort has been for naught? what, pray tell, will you do then?

genetic clone of groucho marx that i keep locked in a cage with minimum food and water: I've heard of puppy love but this is ridiculous!

OP is into pl*ying and hav*ng f*n :/