Seeing A Beautiful Woman: God I Wish That Were Me

If men aren’t meant to be put on leashes then why are they so praiseworthy and walkable??

“cannibalism as a metaphor for love!” cannibalism as a metaphor for me tearing you apart and eating your insides raw. once desperate enough we are nothing but slaves to our instincts. the brain will do anything to save itself.

petplay but instead of sex you throw a ball for me and I chase it and bring it back and you call me a good boy and pet me sometimes and then you get tired of it so I look at you super sad so you throw the ball a couple more times til I get bored and then we go home and I destroy your couch

*gives you a little smooch on the cheek*

you did good today

assume for the sake of this poll that the ubi is a comfortable living wage and that you can get a job in any field you’d like.

also if you picked ‘for another reason’ pls put why in the tags/comments im curious :]

a continuation of my "reclaim negative language" post; why do so many trans men fear the idea of being ugly?

most stereotypically ugly traits are also stereotypically masculine. being fatter, being hairier, having thinning hair, being bald, having crooked features. they're seen as male. isn't it a privilege to be "ugly", if you also get to be male? i think trying to hold onto the feminine, "pretty" aspects of yourself is futile. you were born to be a man. sooner or later, you'll have to lose anything that doesn't keep you attached to being a man.

deepen and ruin your "pretty" singing voice. get rid of your softer, "delicate" features. if they see you as ugly, that isn't a bad thing. that only means you're succeeding.

au where ford gets over himself when he gets to gravity falls and reaches out to stan sooner

stan thinks ford still doesn’t want him around and is gonna kick him out the moment he doesn’t need his help anymore ahaha. but like also they’re so sillayyyy

(plus a part 2 & part 3)

Demon girls worker collab with my friend Knoxy