Asking Ppl’s Pronouns Isn’t Rlly The Inclusive Slay You Think It Is If You’re Only Asking The People

Seeing a beautiful woman: God I wish that were me

Seeing a beautiful aquatic creature: Cod I fish that were me

Suck

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

just remembered i was watching this last night

me and my puppy have this running joke where every time we have a really fucked up, gorey, sex concept (like putting a bomb in someone’s vibrator and if it stops it explodes or live dissection sex or smth) we always say “Next Laika story lol” in reference to @puppygirllaika (WHOM WE ADORE) it’s sort of like how annoying weebs say “is that a jojo reference!?!??” to everything and i just thought everyone should know

This is a real Big Nate comic

*gives you a little smooch on the cheek*

you did good today