Do You Ever Read So Much Gay Fanfiction That You Forget That Straight People Are A Thing Because I Sure

how to trick writers into giving you more fanfic to read

a comic about someone who gets a visit from the reaper a bit sooner than expected, but has someone whos been waiting for them 

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It be like that sometimes

Reader: “Oh my God! I can’t wait to see what happens next!”

Me, the author, who has been winging this plot since chapter one:

OH YEEAAHHHH BABY!!!! SUPER WORM TIME

Yo anybody know the rules for like reposts and shit? Like, is it taking it as your own, or like perfectly legal plz helppppp.

Random things that are said at my school

Number idgaf

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"Why are we tripping on pregnant women?"

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"What kind of cancer do you think I would have?"

"Well, definitely not breast cancer."

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"Caress the thin tree."

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"I'm surprised at you. That was an extremely heterosexual thing to say."

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"LOVE YOURSELF OR I WILL BEAT YOU WITH MY FIST."

"MCFUCKIN DO IT."

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"Thank you for your contribution--"

"To your PBS station from viewers like you. Thank you."

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Again, I know nobody reads these, but I will continue posting these as opposed to telling people in person.

Are you all ready to dance? This song is called Planetary.

Pneumatic Euphoria

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I’m curious as to what you’re going by in 2019. To kick this off:hi, I’m Soul Wrangler