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@perseusnet ··– q u e s t # 3, alternate covers            · · · percy jackson and the olympians 

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So, I take two ballet classes a week, and because im still pretty new to it, I'm only a level two, so one of the classes consists of a bunch of third graders and then me. Sarcasm is incredibly prevalent in my speech, and the tiny ten-year-olds think it is the most hilarious thing and it's kind of adorable.

Random things that are said at my school #3

"Ew. Tastes like heterosexuality."

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"StOp Or I'll GrOpE yOuR tOeS."

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"Quadratic functions."

"SAME THOUGH."

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"Who wants to take hand sanitizer shots?"

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"Calling SpongeBob at three am..... GONE SEXUAL!"

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Yes I know nobody reads these but I still will post them so fight me.

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forget ur astrology sign that’s nerd shit. when ur jamming out to a song in your room do you do air guitar, air drums or air microphone. that is the only point when you are you’re true self

Random things that are said at my school.

"Rats can't eat souls."

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"What is a constraint?"

"Kinky."

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"Stop eating kids, Tatum."

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"Here, we do not have Senpai. We only have Onii-chan."

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"Fuck you."

"Thank you, please do."

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"TRASHCANS."

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"Oh honey he was ALWAYS gay."

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"I'm going to draw a unicorn being roasted over a fire by a witch."

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"I only have respect for those who can Default Dance."

"Can you Default Dance?"

"No."

The fans shouting "f*ck trump" in the background live on fox news. Happy Sunday yall

Me, sitting on the washing machine with a two-year-old should on my lap: I HAVE STOLEN THE OVEN