A Comic About Someone Who Gets A Visit From The Reaper A Bit Sooner Than Expected, But Has Someone Whos

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Guys Sleeping Beauty was cancelled. *slightly disappointed jazz hands*

Same tho.

"My favourite color is blood."

Frank Iero, probably.

So, I learned something about my mom recently. She says 'homosexual' as opposed to 'gay' and it always has me really confused. I made a gay joke the other day and she called be out saying 'enough with your homosexual humor' and then I asked why she never says gay. Turns out she thinks it's a super big insult.

your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

Okay, so at my ballet, there are these two girls. They're twins impossible to tell apart except for the fact that one of them wears a pink leotard and the other wears a teal one. We're doing the nutcracker, and they got the roles of the Russian trepak dancers in the land of sweets. They're flipping around, doing cartwheels and jumping all over the stage and I cannot get Vamos and Vaya out of my brain when I see them dance during the act 2 runthroughs. It is killing me. All the other angels are snobs who roll their eyes and hate the thought of being a trepak dancer while I'm over here nearly dying because in my head I'm watching Vamos and Vaya doing split jumps and somersaults. Thank you for coming to my ted talk. So long and good night.

Random things that are said at my school.

"Rats can't eat souls."

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"What is a constraint?"

"Kinky."

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"Stop eating kids, Tatum."

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"Here, we do not have Senpai. We only have Onii-chan."

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"Fuck you."

"Thank you, please do."

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"TRASHCANS."

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"Oh honey he was ALWAYS gay."

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"I'm going to draw a unicorn being roasted over a fire by a witch."

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"I only have respect for those who can Default Dance."

"Can you Default Dance?"

"No."

So, I take two ballet classes a week, and because im still pretty new to it, I'm only a level two, so one of the classes consists of a bunch of third graders and then me. Sarcasm is incredibly prevalent in my speech, and the tiny ten-year-olds think it is the most hilarious thing and it's kind of adorable.