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Commissions, Baby!

I’m opening commissions!!! Because I’m broke as fuck!!!!

Money will go towards

-basic needs

-my future testosterone fund

- transportation

- things I wanna do

I’ll draw or write!

What I won’t draw:

Extreme NSFW

Underage/Overage ships

Incest ships

What I will draw:

Anything else

What I won’t write:

Underage/Overage ships

Incest ships

What I will write:

Anything else

Pricing

Drawing:

Pencil sketches- $3 full body, $1 half body.

Pen + pencil sketches- $5 full body, $2 half body.

Clean lined- $7 full body, $5 half body

Lined and colored- $10 full body, $7 half body

Lined and shaded- $10 full body, $7 half body

Lined colored and shaded- $15 full body, $12 half body.

$0.50-$1 per extra character

Negotiation welcome!

(I’ll add on digital art once I get better at it, I’m not good enough yet.)

( a lot of these are half finished but here are the examples I have from the past few days)

These are all examples of messy sketches, from these I hope you can see that my thought out work will be up to par.

Writing:

Blurbs- $3

Oneshots- $5

Short multichapter (2-4)- $10

Medium multichapter (5-9)- $20

Long multichapter (10-15)- $25

Negotiations welcome!

Writing example:

“You swear that you didn’t do it.” He slammed his fist down on the table, “swear you didn’t kill them!” He was desperate for a confession now, that what he had seen wasn’t true, that his childhood best friend wasn’t a cold hearted killer.

“I- don’t remember.” The other man squeaked out, a tear running down his cheek, “I don’t remember killing them. I swear.”

The police officer sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. “We have the video footage. Don’t lie to me. I thought you were good, you took care of me. We were best friends!” He threw his hands up, “You promised you’d never hurt me, and look at where we are now.”

Message me if you’re interested and we can work something out!!!!! I’ll take usd and usd only! :) thank you for taking the time to consider me!

If you can’t reach me on tumblr my discord is skeeby#3277

Happy pride month!

Speaking of impossibly spherical animals, we love this awesome Balloon Horse sculpture by Japanese pop surrealist Naoto Hattori (previously featured here).

The Balloon Horse measures 12-inches-tall and is made of polyresin that’s been hand-painted to look like bronze. The horse floats atop a 6-inch-tall base painted to look like beautiful green marble.

Each piece is signed and numbered by Hattori and is currently available for pre-order via VTSS.

[via SpankyStokes]

The portrait of Dorian Gay

hi i saw you on Gaud’s blog and you have misophonia man

,,,, oh my

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Okay, so: has anyone else been seeing comments by this user on random posts? They pretty much post this exact message on any given post about Black Lives Matter, Coronavirus, or literally any topic. At first I thought it was a troll (which they probably are, let’s be real), but I went searching for “Danny Woo VK” to see what this was all about and uh...guys?

I’m not gonna share screeenshots of what I found, since there’s a lot of disturbing imagery and racism and anti-semitism and shit, but it seems like this Danny Woo asshole is the one posting these comments. He’s got a page on some website called vk.com, and it’s filled with racist conspiracy theories and insane ramblings about “the truth”. All of the posts on there have comments on them, but they’re all left by himself, just replying to himself over and over again in thread after thread.

I have no doubt in my mind that he’s the one leaving these comments. He’s a racist, anti-Semitic author who’s trying to promote his book of conspiracy theories and similar bullshit, so please— just block and report him if you can. He needs to be off the internet.

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Somehow that makes it even funnier lmfao

(insp)

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avengers endgame trailers, more like iron man 5 trailers with some extra characters

imagine if every single one of those were leech mouths

giant squid suckers are absolutely mesmorizing ya’ll look at this

it got TEEFTH