Hi I Saw You On Gaud’s Blog And You Have Misophonia Man

hey gaud, i hope this isnt an insensitive question, but what exactly is a sensory issue? i think it has to do with things like being unable to hear chewing/swallowing (aka hell) but im not actually sure

not insensitive at all, and thanks for asking <3

in the original post i was referencing sensory processing disorder, which is very common among autistic folk. i’ve only done limited research, but it’s my impression that sensory processing issues can be comorbid with/a subcomponent of a number of other mental health issues. basically, it’s a good conversation for the neurodivergent community to have! 

different sensory stuff can cause trouble for different people. E.g. your example of the sound of chewing/swallowing. some common sensory issues I’ve seen people talk about:

sound of styrofoam

sound of utensils/ceramics/plateware/etc

chalkboard & nails (very common one!)

fingernails scratching on certain surfaces 

the compulsion to ‘balance’ out footsteps, physical actions (such as blinking, hand gestures, etc). for instance stepping ‘too hard/not hard enough’ on one side and needing to ‘make up for it’. 

the feeling or sound of rough surfaces

feeling of old/dirty/wrong fabrics

those are some of the more common ones, but there are plenty of others. often there’s no predicting it–it’s a nuisance, but there aren’t always rules! 

Beautiful.

this entire comic is a fucking masterpiece

you have thanos on the receiving end of a Bullying PSA

you have thanos in a choppa choppa they called “thanos copter” cause why Not

you have thanos being a Fucking Klutz and spiderman saying the dumbest shit

in the end, the bullied kid defeats his bully as this comic is a fucking pop music video apparently (where was this fucking kid in infinity war)

and Thanos gets arrested by the new york city police department i’m-

this comic reads like a high tier shitpost and im Living for it

time for some organic moth facts

HI YALL ITS TIME FOR I’M GONNA RANDOMLY SCREAM ABOUT A BUG AND THEN DISAPPEAR OFF THE FACE OF TUMBLR FOR ANOTHER MONTH

YANNO THE VENEZUELAN POODLE MOTH?

THIS BITCH?

ITS NOT EVEN A REAL MOTH!

YA SEE IT? IT’S A FELT PLUSH MEANT TO RESEMBLE A CHINESE SILKWORM MOTH (BOMBYX MORI FOR YOU NERDS WHO LIKE SCIENTIFIC NAMES)!

THIS IS WHAT THAT ADORABLE FUCKING MOTH PIECE OF SHIT LOOKS LIKE

sooooo in short please stop saying that plush is a real moth, it’s a felt plush made to look like a silkworm moth.

sincerely, a bug nerd

God’s real name is Klaus and he’s a mess

Ben: Do you think there’s a God?

Klaus: Well, somebody’s out to get me.

What the Hell is your insta, mate

as covid cases spike in the US, i really hope the rest of the world knows that the majority of the US does not want states to reopen, kids to go back to school, and life to “return to normal”. the majority of us still practice social distancing, still wear masks, still want the US to remain in quarantine until covid is under control. it only seems like the US doesn’t give a shit bc we have an incompetent fuckhead in the White House and bc the loudest people are the morons who want to get their hair cut, want to go to the beach, want sports games to resume. the squeaky wheel gets the grease, so the loudest Americans, the ones complaining about quarantine, are the ones you’ll hear

hey yall as yr local moth enthusiast ive just got some words

this is like the original picture of something people were calling a ‘venezuelan poodle moth’ it was taken in 2009 and the guy who photographed it swears its a new species but most experts can’t get enough information from this 1 picture to back up these claims.  the photographer wasnt able to bring back a specimen so like?  its unconfirmed and so ‘venezuelan poodle moth’ isn’t really a real species or anything

A lot of other pictures of the poodle moth include this one:

which isn’t even alive?  it’s a felted doll of a bombyx mori silkmoth

or are photos/videos of bomby mori/china silkmoths (you can see how different this guy is from the original picture up above)

that being said china silkmoths are some of the loveliest animals ever.  you can rear silkworms as pets.  they’ll make a lot of beautiful silk cocoons for you.  silkmoths are super docile, cannot fly and are some of the sweetest little things i’ve ever handled.  so instead of hyping up a species which is built up as a hoax why dont we get some love for the bombyx mori!

Commissions, Baby!

I’m opening commissions!!! Because I’m broke as fuck!!!!

Money will go towards

-basic needs

-my future testosterone fund

- transportation

- things I wanna do

I’ll draw or write!

What I won’t draw:

Extreme NSFW

Underage/Overage ships

Incest ships

What I will draw:

Anything else

What I won’t write:

Underage/Overage ships

Incest ships

What I will write:

Anything else

Pricing

Drawing:

Pencil sketches- $3 full body, $1 half body.

Pen + pencil sketches- $5 full body, $2 half body.

Clean lined- $7 full body, $5 half body

Lined and colored- $10 full body, $7 half body

Lined and shaded- $10 full body, $7 half body

Lined colored and shaded- $15 full body, $12 half body.

$0.50-$1 per extra character

Negotiation welcome!

(I’ll add on digital art once I get better at it, I’m not good enough yet.)

( a lot of these are half finished but here are the examples I have from the past few days)

These are all examples of messy sketches, from these I hope you can see that my thought out work will be up to par.

Writing:

Blurbs- $3

Oneshots- $5

Short multichapter (2-4)- $10

Medium multichapter (5-9)- $20

Long multichapter (10-15)- $25

Negotiations welcome!

Writing example:

“You swear that you didn’t do it.” He slammed his fist down on the table, “swear you didn’t kill them!” He was desperate for a confession now, that what he had seen wasn’t true, that his childhood best friend wasn’t a cold hearted killer.

“I- don’t remember.” The other man squeaked out, a tear running down his cheek, “I don’t remember killing them. I swear.”

The police officer sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. “We have the video footage. Don’t lie to me. I thought you were good, you took care of me. We were best friends!” He threw his hands up, “You promised you’d never hurt me, and look at where we are now.”

Message me if you’re interested and we can work something out!!!!! I’ll take usd and usd only! :) thank you for taking the time to consider me!

If you can’t reach me on tumblr my discord is skeeby#3277

Happy pride month!

More old people enjoying themselves!!!  😱

Oh the horror. Everyone knows that after 30, all fun is excised from your life by the Adult Transmogrification, but these people somehow  escaped! Feel free to be inspired 😁

Also, to all young ageist little shits on Tumblr: fuck you 🖕