Beautyandtheyeast - Homo-sapien

favorite hades character?

I trip and fall and hundreds of drawings of zagreus fall out of my coat

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

I don’t even know anymore...

As mentioned before, I DM a homebrew D&D campaign for some friends. This happened and I still haven’t gotten an explanation.

Me: “As you enter the garden, you’re faced with three massive sculptures depicting humanoid individuals. All are standing upright, with their weapons clasped between two hands and eyes shut. Tabaxi Cleric: I wanna lick the statues! Me: *sputters* you what

Tabaxi Cleric: I LICK THE STATUES! Human Bard: I’ll join her! Me: okay, but why? Tabaxi Cleric: what happens? I had to describe the taste of a statue to my stupid players...

literally heartbreaking. see that crack.. he just BROKE his pussy.

YES! I am so using this for my campaign!!!

Random mansion generator

The Procgen Mansion Generator produces large three-dee dwellings to toy with your imagination, offering various architectural styles and other options. Each mansion even comes with floorplans:

https://boingboing.net/2019/07/12/random-mansion-generator.html

IM NOT GONNA ASSUME ANYTHING BUT…NEW GAY SHOW TO BE OBSESSED WITH?? COMING SOON??

I’m ready for my catradora/lumity ass to be ~fed~ ✨🌈✨🌈✨

As gen-AI becomes more normalized (Chappell Roan encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use gen-AI because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by tech companies. I draw not because I want a drawing but because I love the process of drawing. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.

Level nine druid killed by the itsy-bitsy spider

We’re playing tomb of annihilation, and we made it to the actual tomb. Galladin the Elven Druid, level NINE, used wild shape to turn into a fly to investigate a room up ahead. The DM described holes in the floor. 

“I fly into one of the holes.” The holes were full of spiders. Not giant spiders. Just spiders. And they attacked. At one hit point, Galladin went down. He went out with a Nat 1 for his final death save. Rest in piece, you magnificent idiot.

I know halloween is over, but I just love this so much

:/