As mentioned before, I DM a homebrew D&D campaign for some friends. This happened and I still haven’t gotten an explanation.
Me: “As you enter the garden, you’re faced with three massive sculptures depicting humanoid individuals. All are standing upright, with their weapons clasped between two hands and eyes shut. Tabaxi Cleric: I wanna lick the statues! Me: *sputters* you what
Tabaxi Cleric: I LICK THE STATUES! Human Bard: I’ll join her! Me: okay, but why? Tabaxi Cleric: what happens? I had to describe the taste of a statue to my stupid players...
sorry i said gay when you and your buddy had a massive falling out and tried to kill each other. it just kinda looked like that.
disney concept art: the most beautiful dynamic original thing i have ever seen
disney finished project: rubber same face minimalism regurgitated plots
can y’all just… like or reblog if y’all are polyam-safe blogs
hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?
you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you’re next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! say her name!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!
If you have ever had to write a resume for work or for an application, then you know the hardest part is figuring out what type of words to use that sound professional and and intelligent.
Example: If an application asks you if you have any relevant experience for a job at a day care center and you have experience, like you have babysat children. You would look at the words in the columns to see what words you should use that will help your resume stand out. You might put down “Have supervised and attended to children on a regular basis.”
I hope this is helpful to you.
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going into work at the glue factory!