Please Don't Reblog This Post A Devilish Temptress Tricked Me Into Making It And She Placed A Hex Upon

Imposter Syndrome

something I've been working on overcoming lately...... maybe others can relate

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

y e s

Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

sometimes you look at someone’s art and you know EXACTLY what’s going on and you’re like

kinda love this little family of fucked up ladies we’ve got going on

IwasNOTprepared

:/

Dealing negative damage

My player’s wizard, having run out of spells, resorts to using the paladin’s warhammer. W: Will a 15 hit? Me: Roll damage W: 2. do I add anything? Me: Add your strength mod W: Thats... a -4 Me: ...what? W: ...what?

I genuinely don’t know what to do, PLEASE HELP I AM CONFUSED AND I DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING ABOUT THIS IN THE HANDBOOK!

not enough people die from complications of the hubris anymore