Kinda Love This Little Family Of Fucked Up Ladies We’ve Got Going On

Oh! This! My crops are cleared, my skin is snatched, and my wig is watered.

how to draw arms ? ? 

im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again

reblogging to show my dad

Tumblr vultures, does anyone have experience trying to preserve cooked poultry bones?

I was making stock out of my dad’s leftover whole Christmas Turkey carcass and while filtering it at the end I came across these gorgeous babies

What are my chances of ever getting the Turkey smell out of them enough to wear them as earrings to the next Christmas dinner?

Absolutely using this

......... different fantasy races should be impacted differently by each other's alcohol

no more if this "fine elvin wine" shit, I am going to personally write a fantasy setting in which every human knows that elf booze tastes and feels like fantasy la croix. there's barely even a flavor, and you'd need to drink a few to even get tipsy.

meanwhile, every human with a lick of common sense knows that you need to plan accordingly if you're going to be drinking dwarven liquor, because it hits you hard and fast and you'll lose feeling in your legs faster than you thought was physically possible. the hangovers are the stuff of legend.

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

bad dreams