PETER 1, 2 & 3 aka SPIDER-MAN | insp TOM HOLLAND | TOBEY MAGUIRE | ANDREW GARFIELD
“and they aren’t talking” we are going to be able to smell the sexual tension through our screens as god intended
He's a bounty hunter. He's into DnD. He somehow doesn't know about cosplay or how to improv despite this. He CAN dance. He fell for the Doctor so hard the only coherent thought in his head under stress was proposing to them. Within the hour he'd kissed them, sacrificed himself, and said "find me" after making them catch a goddamn marriage bouquet. He's a nerd. He's socially awkward. He listens to Kylie Minogue. He's a sweetheart. He's a Killer. He's engaged to the Doctor. He is the moment. He is the Rogue.
"i can fix him" bitch why in the ever loving fuck would i want to "fix" him when i fell in love with him because he was a perfect psychopathic menace to society
disney: so we have this character. he looks like a wet weasel and has the voice of a pack-a-day smoker. he has a collective fifteen minutes of screentime and half of it is as a CGI bird.
me: okay. and what does he do?
disney: he calls Angelina Jolie “mistress” a lot and wears a half-open pirate shirt. except for his introduction, when he’s naked and covered in dirt.
me and half the fandom, apparently:
the scene where mando was taking off all the weapons he had on him was so attractive for absolutely no reason bro