He's A Bounty Hunter. He's Into DnD. He Somehow Doesn't Know About Cosplay Or How To Improv Despite This.

The scariest part of FNAF so far is seeing MatPat moving around for real instead of being a paper cut out. The animatronics for the MatPat effects alone must have cost a fortune.

i am never going to emotionally recover from this.

Daemon on his knees “I am meant to serve you”. I fucking died. It only took six goddamn episodes and 47 acid trips

the fact ben barnes uses being a popular tumblr fancast as part of his resume is both hilarious and terrifying, this also leads me to believe he’s still here and he runs a darklina fan acount

It's not my usual content, but trying to work out as a 6" 335 pound man has gotten easier for me because now I just pretend i'm the Wolverine trying to impress Wade (my wife)

I keep fantasizing about her walking in when im mid set all sweaty and going "Ooh big strong boy." And it's getting me through this horrid thing called exercise.

Ladies, fellas, people who all have a masc presenting spouce. Please walk in on your partner doing literally anything that they consider difficult and say "Oooh big strong boy" I promise you they will giggle.

Another thing to remember boys and girls is that Hugh Jackman is a MOVIE star. Im not denying that, yes, he is strong, and yes, he is very big, but he only looks that big for MOVIES.

They physically rub oil on this man, and for the super vieny shots, he dehydrates himself. I am sorry, fellas, but there is no healthy way to look like his movies.

And you aren't supposed to!! He's a superhuman mutant with advanced powers, and his entire character was made around being muscly. You do not have to look like the screen to look good. Hell, im sure you already look hella good now!

Damn. Look at you. All sexy and shit. PLEASE STOP COMPARING YOURSELF TO MOVIE MAGIC

Another thing to remember is that most huge guys either get paid to work out, use substances, or are not in good relationship with their bodies needs food wise. I always see these personal trainers and body builders shame people for not making it to the gym every day, but they get paid to be at the gym and paid to be fit.

I'd much rather you be happy and love your body then work yourself to death trying to look like movie or tv editing/lighting while using unhealthy techniques.

You are beautiful and amazing the way you are. You are loved, cared for, and HOT DAMN have you SEEN YOURSELF, LATELY!?? 😳

that raw disbelief in frank’s voice tho when he got all WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DONT HAVE TO KEEP YOU SAFE still makes me shiver just thinking about it

Why is everyone loving on Aegon now? When last season he raped and sired bastards all day every day? But now his Mummy doesn't love him everyone feels bad for him? He's not a good dude my dudes.

what if you‘re alicent hightower and you gave birth to all your grief and your pain and your broken dreams and he wears your face

FNAF (2023) + text posts