disney: so we have this character. he looks like a wet weasel and has the voice of a pack-a-day smoker. he has a collective fifteen minutes of screentime and half of it is as a CGI bird.
me: okay. and what does he do?
disney: he calls Angelina Jolie “mistress” a lot and wears a half-open pirate shirt. except for his introduction, when he’s naked and covered in dirt.
me and half the fandom, apparently:
Wade might be a little scared of his girl but his jealousy runs deeper
the scene where mando was taking off all the weapons he had on him was so attractive for absolutely no reason bro
THE BACK??!?? HELLLOOOO?!?
Give me that k!ller shot baby, I’m begging you 😩
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Penelope: colin, what are you doing? Colin: writing my wedding vow Penelope: what page are you on? Colin: 511
that raw disbelief in frank’s voice tho when he got all WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DONT HAVE TO KEEP YOU SAFE still makes me shiver just thinking about it