Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists
lil gaz under the cut
congrats gaz🫡🫡🫡🫡
Batman Master Collection
Commission for @forsaire !
My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.
the (real) reason Price kept you a secret
Dick: I just think, maybe, you're wrong.
Duke: Wow Richard, invalidating a young black man during Black History Month!
Dick, confused: Its April
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Tim takes the last two cookies for him and Bernard.
Duke, who already had one but wanted one for school: Woooow Timothy, taking from a young black man during Black History Month!!
Tim: Its September!!
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Jason accidently hits Duke a little too hard during a sparing match
Duke, who is completely fine the next second but is in that mood: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW—
Jason: Its fucking November and you're fine!!
Duke, ready to double down: WOW JASON PETER TODD, BEATING DOWN AND THEN INVALIDATING THE EXPERIANCE OF A YOUNG BLACK MAN DURING BLACK HISTORY MONTH!!
A quiet nights
Alejandro has a single polaroid in his wallet.
It's a bike, shining a beautiful cherry red under the sun. Clearly freshly washed, not a speck of dirt on it. Behind it stands Rudy, his jeans slung low on his hips with the waistband of his boxers peeking out. He's shirtless, chest damp with sweat under the sun's rays and across his chest are bite marks of various depths, red and raw. Little cherries bracket his dusky nipples, piercing jewellery as red as the bike before him.
Alejandro considers it the greatest photo he's ever taken.
I realized I never posted this one here 🤠I’m really proud of how it turned out so here you go hehe <3
(Also I created a Bluesky account, let’s meet up there!!)