Lets Out A Single Agonized Bloodcurdling Scream But Doesnt Elaborate On Why And Just Walks It Off

You're not rotten work. Not to me. But i will be to you so watch out

are you obsessed with me? were you obsessed with me? will you be obsessed with me? when will you be obsessed with me?

no matter how insecure or shitty you feel, just remember that my muscles are massive and i can punch through walls

she wears short skirts i have feelers she’s cheer captain and i am a creature

the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

They’re soulmates but one of them is infact trying to choke the other to death with the red string of fate tying them together

”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

ohhh. ok, got it (doesn’t get it). wait what? Oooohhhhhhhhh okay!! (still doesn’t get it)