She Wears Short Skirts I Have Feelers She’s Cheer Captain And I Am A Creature

I think I'm falling for you😳

get up

“i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply

learned about the “light academic” genre today. which i guess is just if you go to college and don’t kill anybody

Free my woman she did all of it but I don’t care

first base is murdering you. second base is ressurecting you from the grave. third base is murdering you a second time

I'm like if a sensitive sweetheart was a bit bitter and loathesome

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

god shouldve made me taller if he wanted me to be the bigger person

*pacing around in circles like a dog* it’s fine it’s fine it’s sssoooooo fine i’m normal

i once made a text post that got 33 notes maybe you should think before you talk to me that way