Ever Since I Was A Little Girl I Always Dreamed Of Becoming A Provincial Warlord

VIBE CHECK *cups your face and kisses you till you're breathless*

"can i be mean for a second?" you can be mean for 10,000 years and i'll hang onto your every word, my queen. my goddess

“bear with me” you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods

if you have nothing to do later may i suggest Falling in love with me

if I got carried away by the harpies I would accept my fate because I respect women

I am not immune to little items. if there's a thingy I need it. 1million knick knacks.

saving eye contact for marriage

love too big for she goddamn heart

trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes

want to try and relax but what if i do it wrong