Love Too Big For She Goddamn Heart

ive never done anything wrong so if you dont like me its probably because youve got an impure heart

i only set you on fire a little bit. grow up.

notice how linkedin isn’t on maslow’s hierarchy of needs

can you hold my hand it's my first time killing and im kind of nervous

I annoy you so much it makes you wanna have sex with me

i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running

*slides u a note* do u wanna kiss me y or n

look. one of the best feelings in the world is a good, bone-deep cackle. it's important to cackle, with a zest for life and love of wickedness in your heart.

oh of COURSE "miss"demeanor and murd"her" are illegal. just admit you hate to see women having fun....

trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes