“bear With Me” You Say. We Both Turn Into Bears And Escape Into The Woods

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

me, shoving my repressed feelings back into the void: wew! that was wild, huh

i would make such a beautiful dead bird on the sidewalk

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

want to try and relax but what if i do it wrong

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal