Put Those Awesome Boobs Away Dude Now Isn't The Time

Sorry babe, the thigh garter holding my daggers stay on during sex

lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off

VIBE CHECK *cups your face and kisses you till you're breathless*

wouldn’t it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

me, shoving my repressed feelings back into the void: wew! that was wild, huh

tip: you can meow if you don't know what to say

anyone else gay and only sort of okay at video games?

One time in 3rd grade I zoned out and I don't think I've ever zoned back in

"Are you good in bed?" No, I can't sleep.