Sorry Babe, The Thigh Garter Holding My Daggers Stay On During Sex

ohhh. ok, got it (doesn’t get it). wait what? Oooohhhhhhhhh okay!! (still doesn’t get it)

"she killed innocent people" ok well her eyes are literally big and brown and sad so she can do whatever

how dare you not to notice me when i’m ignoring you

the eighth deadly sin is actually being mean to me but they keep that one a secret

look. one of the best feelings in the world is a good, bone-deep cackle. it's important to cackle, with a zest for life and love of wickedness in your heart.

god shouldve made me taller if he wanted me to be the bigger person

thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened

well personally me and my soulmate use our red string of fate to trip people over but i guess finding love is cool too

your blorbo should not be at the club. they'd ruin the vibe if i'm honest

wouldn’t it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time