Being A Stan For Both These Mfs Is So Hard 💔

parallels pt. 2

send in jackass requests im bored and have no ideas for what to write

if i wrote abt how he acts in my fame dr would y’all like it 🤨🤨 be fr w me 🤨

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE MOODBOARD

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GUYS PLEASE I NEED IDEAS ☹️

send in jackass requests im bored and have no ideas for what to write

FRANK A. IERO "YOUR FACE IS ALL I NEED TO STAY SANE."

it’s your city, i wanna be yours too.

summary: it’s late. its night. its new jersey. you’re in franks car because its romantic with a view of the city.

ⓘ gn! reader, not proofread, reader is from sf, 0.3k words

“ok, maybe i see why you like new jersey so much.”

you're in frank's hoodie, the ac is on anyway. your favorite cd is playing in the car's speaker, softly in the background so you can still hear his voice, and this is your peace. you look over at him, sighing out this defeat and waiting for his stupid laugh. "yes! i told you!" he giggles. "everyone sees it eventually." he points a finger with the same hand he holds his cup of coffee.

"keep it up and im taking it back." you roll your eyes, shaking your knee as your legs rest on his dashboard with your feet kicked up, boots on display. "i mean, who doesn't like a view of the city?"

"sure, bud. talk all the shit you want." he turns to you in this teasing way, scrunching his nose. there's a playful gasp, swatting his bicep. "you know what, it's actually not all that." you mutter into your can of arizona tea. immediately, frank sits up. "you can't take it back, you already said it!" his torso is completely turned.

"i can do whatever the fuck i want." you laugh, tickled at his reaction. the mood dies down after a bit, you both settle into the sounds of belleville. "it is pretty, though." you reclaim in this serious whisper. "i know." he sighs back.

"i wish you could see san francisco like this, though." you fix your throat and your posture. "all pretty and shit, i'd take you to see the golden gate, or downtown, or the pier." "yeah?" his voice is low and distracted, though you have his full attention. "mhm." you happily hum back.

"you'd take me to 'cali?" he asks with a smile, his winning smile, and turns over to you. "i'd take you anywhere." you're already looking at him.

you smile at each other for a minute, before he leans in, and you mirror him. it's all perfect, and you can't help but focus on the beat of you heart. you love everything so much. you love how his cologne fills you up, you love the warmth despite the windows down, you love the taste of your tea still lingering, you love the shitty lighting of the street lamp above, and you secretly love this town.

@iluvvme JUST FOR FUN, LIKE I WONT ACTUALLY SCRIPT IT, I JUST WANNA FOR FUNSIES 🤷🏻☹️

i have the most toe-curling, mouth frothing, eye-rolling-to-the-back-of-the-head, screaming, crying, sliding down the wall, banging my head against the wall, IRRESISTIBLE URGE to re-cast/give new face claims to the jackass crew for my dr.

guys pls request moodboards i’m desperate 💔

rq if i turned my fame dr into a fanfic would y’all read it

A bam x male reader museum date would be cool

𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑’𝐒 𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊

— b. margera

# II. -+ museum date w/ margera. [ one-shot - fluff - m!reader]

editors note: hope u like it <3!

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“C’mon Bam!” you whine as you tug on your boyfriend’s arm. You were basically dragging him up the stairs to the museum in front of you. It was a cute date idea, and for once, bam complied with it. “Okay, okay!” he said through light chuckles. It was mostly empty when you entered, so no one was really bothered when they heard the stupid giggles of you and Bam.

Even when you guys got to the exhibit you wanted to see and didn’t have to drag bam anymore, you didn’t stop holding his hand. You drew light circles on his hand with your thumb as your fingers linked together, with you pointing out each interesting thing about what you two were looking at and explaining it to him. And every once in a while, you’d whisper it into his ear, for you knew it tickled him, and you two would share sweet giggles in that moment.

Once you guys were done with looking around the room and started to walk out, your eyes were still looking at everything you could, taking it all in. Bam noticed this with the signature glint of mischief in his eyes. Before you guys got even 3 feet near the exit of this exhibit, he pulled your arm and started running in the hallway to the next one.

Eventually, you guys found an empty hallway, with absolutely no-one in sight. And with Bam being Bam, he insisted on taking his shoes off and sliding across the smooth wood with you catching him. He knocked into you with so much force, you two hit the wall. But that didn’t matter. You two were laughing as hard as you could while you slid down the wall.

What you both didn’t notice though, was that with the loud thud and maniac laughter, you attracted a guard. So as soon as you heard heavy footsteps, you and Bam ran while you could as he hurriedly grabbed his shoes. While running Bam saw an interesting exhibit and saw it as an opportunity to hide. As you guys inspected everything your eyes could take in, you both made a mutual decision that it was best to go to one last room before leaving. Or making a run for it as Bam put it.

You made your way to your last exhibit, looking at everything you could. You and bam both came to a stop and leaned against one of the walls, just for a little rest. You feel bam rest his head against your shoulder. You ever so gently look over at him, like if you moved too fast, he’d disappear. When you look at him, there’s nothing but true love in your eyes. You slightly smile as you softly kiss his head, and then rest your head on-top of his with your arm around him.

TMNT CHAT FIC #2 💌

y/n: GUYS

y/n: GUSY I GOTTA SHOW U THIS

nerd 🥱👎🏼: hm?

da vinky 😦⁉️: yes?

y/n: WAIT I NEED ALL OF YALL

sk8er boi: where’s raph?

y/n: munchin booty or sum? idk 🤨

da vinky 😦⁉️: do you know how much you and raph get on my nerves with your bickering?

y/n: u know how much i don’t give a shit?

** y/n was muted **

da vinky 😦⁉️: that’s better.

nerd🥱👎🏼: STOPP HAHA

sk8er boi: i’ll shove my foot so far up your ass my toes will make gaps between your teeth.

** y/n was unmuted **

sk8er boi: THEY STOLE MY PHONE

sk8er boi: SRRY BRO

nerd 🥱👎🏼: smh

nerd 🥱👎🏼: but fr, where’s raph??

y/n: RAPHHHHH

y/n: RAPHIEEE-POOOO 🥰🥰

rae-rae: what the fuck do you want.

y/n: guess what i gotttt

rae-rae: a bigger dick 🥺?

y/n: yo bitch seemed to like it last night

da vinky 😦⁉️: omg.

nerd 🥱👎🏼: GAHSHDHDHQHHAHAHAH

sk8er boi: NOOOO LMFAOOOOOOOAHAHHQHWJD

y/n: raphs getting blocked again 😐.

y/n: ANYWAYSSSSS

y/n: I GOT THIS COOL NEW WATERBOTTLE

y/n: since SOMEONE hid my last one 😒

nerd 🥱👎🏼: in our defense, it was funny

sk8er boi: ^^

y/n: ok homo???

da vinky 😦⁉️: y/n.

y/n: ITS TRUE?????

rae-rae: HAHAHAHAH

nerd 🥱👎🏼: 😒

** y/n sent a picture **

y/n: there she is, in all her beauty

da vinky 😦⁉️: is that the jackass logo on the bottle?

y/n: yeah isn’t it cool!

y/n: u know it’s kinda funny cus johnny knoxville actually voices-

y/n: …

y/n: nvm 😁😇!!

rae-rae: huh?

nerd 🥱👎🏼: ???

sk8er boi: i don’t get it

y/n: …

** y/n logged off **

** da vinky 😦⁉️ logged off **

** nerd 🥱👎🏼 logged off **

** sk8er boi logged off **

** rae-rae logged off **

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da vinky 😦⁉️: Leonardo

rae-rae: Raphael

nerd 🥱👎🏼: Donatello

sk8er boi: Michaelangelo