When Ms Crawly Returns From Calaways House, Her Car That She’s Renting Is Like All Jacked Up And She

CIGARETTES OUT THE WINDOW

— johnny k.

chapter I. -+ “down the rabbit hole.”

[ social media AU - crackfic - SERIES ]

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You were on the way to your new LA apartment from the airport in the backseat of a taxi, and you’d turn off your phone after you posted that last picture of the city view you had out the car window. Your dog was warmly asleep next to you, with his head on your lap. That added some type of comfort at least. You softly scratched his head as you closed your eyes and focused on the sound of the city around you.

When you were dropped off to your apartment you couldn’t stay there for long. You didn’t have enough energy to un-pack and the rest of your furniture wouldn’t be here until 5 pm the next day. So you grabbed Paul Anka’s leash and went out to look for a place to eat. When you finally found a place after walking, you turned on your phone as you got your food and all the notifications came flooding in. You fed some fries to your dog sat next to you as you scrolled through the notifications.

One seemed to catch your eye…

“rydunn wait, aren’t you johnny’s friend?”

What? You unlocked your phone to go on instagram to see the person had also privately messaged you.

(n6me)

sorry

i don’t know who johnny is..

rydunn

johnny knoxville?

sorry i’m one of his friends and was just wondering

(n6me)

i still dk who johnny knoxville is tho

rydunn

does pj clapp help?

some people might know him as that

(n6me)

you know him??

how??

rydunn

yeah

we met on jackass

(n6me)

jackass??

rydunn

it’s a show

“so he made it..” you thought. You didn’t notice even the warmth on your heart growing more and more through-out your body. I mean, it wasn’t your fault you felt insanely proud at the moment.

(n6me)

does it do good?

rydunn

?

(n6me)

the show

rydunn

oh

well yeah i mean that’s kinda why we’re celebrating

(n6me)

really?

omg that’s amazing

rydunn

thanks lol

so

should i put u down the guest list? or r u not coming

(n6me)

actually

ill be there

As soon as your thumb hit the blue “send” button this rush of realization hit you like a sack of bricks. You were agreeing to going to this celebration with people you didn’t know, at a place you weren’t sure of, to see the one person you would give up everything for that hasn’t talked to you in 12 years. Wow. 12 has never seemed like such a big number.

You couldn’t help but let the smile of shock spread across your face. You always did that. You kind of hated it, whenever you were proud or shocked you smiled. You didn’t know why but you could never stop that stupid grin from showing.

After paying for your food, you walked with Paul Anka all the way back to your empty and cold apartment. You pulled some of your things out of you suitcase while sitting on a random spot in the wide living room. You remembered you packed your pillow for the airplane trip and pulled that out while it was on your mind. The air suddenly became heavier to breathe and there was a scream you felt deeper in your throat with the reminder of what was to come.

You immediately stuff your face into the pillow and let out the best scream you could while giggling. “WHAT THE FUCK!” you cackled into the pillow. What have you dared to get yourself into?

parallels pt. 2

ִ ֗ ִ ۫ ˑ 𖥻 ִ ۫ ּ

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a johnny knoxville moodboard

TMNT CHAT FIC 📁

*y/n added 4 people to the group-chat*

rae-rae: what is this

sk8er boi: it’s 3 am ??

y/n: so??

sk8er boi: k.

Da vinky 😦⁉️: are you guys still awakf

nerd 🥱👎🏼: typo

y/n: i’m not gonna take this from someone who don’t know how to spell

nerd 🥱👎🏼: ^^ coming from someone who once tried to spell “dont” as “doint”

y/n: MF.

rae-rae: LMFAO LOSER

sk8er boi: dang y’all noisy 🙁😢

y/n: stfu i heard ur wet dream like two days ago u ain’t slick 🤨

rae-rae: get his ass

Da vinky 😦⁉️: shut up raph, we heard yours too.

y/n: GET HIS ASS BFF

nerd 🥱👎🏼: YUH YUH

sk8er boi: 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

y/n: WAIR ITS 3:33 I GOTTA MAKE A WISH

nerd 🥱👎🏼: it’s 3:33 not 11:11?????? 🤨

y/n: STFU.

rae-rae: i wish that you would stfu

y/n: dies

sk8er boi: don’t die shawty … </3

Da Vinky 😦⁉️: what am i going to do with you guys.

nerd 🥱👎🏼: ig SOMEONES annoyed 🙄😒

Da Vinky 😦⁉️: me.

rae-rae: oh well stay annoyed

Da Vinky 😦⁉️: fuck you

y/n: LMFAO I HEARD FOOTSTEPS

y/n: the girls r fighting 😱😱‼️‼️

y/n: don’t worry raphie bae i’ll film it for u <33

sk8er boi: NO STOP BC I JUST HEARD LEOS DOOR OPEN

nerd 🥱👎🏼: WAIT SHIT

nerd 🥱👎🏼: NAH CUS I GOTTA SEE THIS

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Da Vinky 😦⁉️ = Leo

rae-rae = Raphael

nerd 🥱👎🏼 = Donnie

sk8er boi = Mikey

y/n did in fact, record the fight for raph.

his dead eyes mean the world to me

guys what if i made a post abt all the oc’s i scripted into my fame dr 🤨…

rq if i turned my fame dr into a fanfic would y’all read it

this is so unfair i love them both

guys pls request moodboards i’m desperate 💔

qhen e u coming back thinking abr ur frank fic intensely

girl i’ve been here just without any ideas sigh