I don't really have a speciality but people comment a lot on posts about my jellyfish hatred so ig that's that Also please call me Ellis
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fair
Me and you platonically
Also gn mootie
Soz I was a bit late gn mootie🪼✨💫
why are you signing off with a jellyfish
Me and you platonically
Also gn mootie
Soz I was a bit late gn mootie🪼✨💫
Did you know that in marine biology jellyfish are actually called jellies because they aren't really fish? It's just a common misconception. (At least this is what I was taught).
:D
I did know that, thank you! 🪼🪼🪼🪼🪼
How was your purim?
(Mine was good but I had to go to a bat mitzvah afterward and I'm in a loud party but at least I found a frog I'm ranting aren't i)
It was great! I dressed as a shower (like the one from karate kid)it actually started to hurt after wearing it for five and a half hours so now I can’t move my neck, but bygones, ya know?
jellyfish……the bane of my existence
two truths and a lie!!!!!!
what's that? you dont want to? TOO BAD!!
I once got a zipper caught on my eyelid
My favorite color is red
I've been stung by a jellyfish 3 different times
D-damn. I’m gonna hafta go with uhh, number 2..?
thanks for the ask :]
wait hold on this made me cry thank you
EAT FOOD (IT CAN BE SMALL, JUST EAT SOMETHING IF YOU HAVENT)
SLEEP AT LEAST 5 HOURS TONIGHT
LIKE:
TRYING TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH
OR WASH YOUR FACE
BRUSH YOUR HAIR
CHANGE CLOTHES
SHOWER OR USE A BODY WIPE.
(BUT REMEMBER ITS SUPER FUCKIGN HARD TO DO THAT SO IF YOU CANT, THATS OK)
TRY TO LEAVE YOUR ROOM, AND WHEN YOU DO, TRY TO REMOVE AT LEAST ONE DISH OR PIECE OF GARBAGE WITH YOU
TAKE SOME DEEP BREATHS
ITS GONNA BE OK
IM PROUD OF YOU, NO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE ABLE TO DO
AND REMEMBER, ALL STEPS ARE SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF, EVEN IF IT FEELS LIKE NOTHING TO SOMEONE ELSE
YOU'RE DOING AMAZING
help because I’ve been neglecting my nails but somehow they persevere?
Ok so imma be completely honest, I never read or watched anything to do with superheroes but this post was a masterpiece
From facebook; mic drop.
worth a shot
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
Don’t you just hate stereotypes? (Ignore the shower, that’s a different story)
also I know this was a meaningful post. It resonated a lot with me. I mean it no disrespect by making this joke.
ok @jokerandthethief u r the e rose
you know the drill
@jokerandthethief whattabout me
you know the drill
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
I throw around spuds that don’t feel romantically attracted to people
Happy Aro Week!!! 💚🤍🩶🖤
Have this meme I made bc I REFUSE to believe that this is just me sksk—
Dear,
Here is a kind friend request, I'll be very glad seeing you putting my request under consideration.
oh ok
most underrated show EVER ✧٩(•́⌄•́๑)و ✧
THIS WAS ON A FRIEND’S PAGE: An anguished question from a Trump supporter: ‘Why do liberals think Trump supporters are stupid?’
THE SERIOUS ANSWER: Here’s what the majority of anti-Trump voters honestly feel about Trump supporters en masse:
That when you saw a man who had owned a fraudulent University, intent on scamming poor people, you thought "Fine."
That when you saw a man who had made it his business practice to stiff his creditors, you said, "Okay."
That when you heard him proudly brag about his own history of sexual abuse, you said, "No problem."
That when he made up stories about seeing Muslim-Americans in the thousands cheering the destruction of the World Trade Center, you said, "Not an issue."
That when you saw him brag that he could shoot a man on Fifth Avenue and you wouldn't care, you exclaimed, "He sure knows me."
That when you heard him relating a story of an elderly guest of his country club, an 80-year old man, who fell off a stage and hit his head, to Trump replied: “‘Oh my God, that’s disgusting,’ and I turned away. I couldn’t—you know, he was right in front of me, and I turned away. I didn’t want to touch him. He was bleeding all over the place. And I felt terrible, because it was a beautiful white marble floor, and now it had changed color. Became very red.” You said, "That's cool!"
That when you saw him mock the disabled, you thought it was the funniest thing you ever saw.
That when you heard him brag that he doesn't read books, you said, "Well, who has time?"
That when the Central Park Five were compensated as innocent men convicted of a crime they didn't commit, and he angrily said that they should still be in prison, you said, "That makes sense."
That when you heard him tell his supporters to beat up protesters and that he would hire attorneys, you thought, "Yes!"
That when you heard him tell one rally to confiscate a man's coat before throwing him out into the freezing cold, you said, "What a great guy!"
That you have watched the parade of neo-Nazis and white supremacists with whom he curries favor, while refusing to condemn outright Nazis, and you have said, "Thumbs up!"
That you hear him unable to talk to foreign dignitaries without insulting their countries and demanding that they praise his electoral win, you said, "That's the way I want my President to be."
That you have watched him remove expertise from all layers of government in favor of people who make money off of eliminating protections in the industries they're supposed to be regulating and you have said, "What a genius!"
That you have heard him continue to profit from his businesses, in part by leveraging his position as President, to the point of overcharging the Secret Service for space in the properties he owns, and you have said, "That's smart!"
That you have heard him say that it was difficult to help Puerto Rico because it was in the middle of water and you have said, "That makes sense."
That you have seen him start fights with every country from Canada to New Zealand while praising Russia and quote, "falling in love" with the dictator of North Korea, and you have said, "That's statesmanship!"
That Trump separated children from their families and put them in cages, managed to lose track of 1500 kids, has opened a tent city incarceration camp in the desert in Texas - he explains that they’re just “animals” - and you say, “Well, OK then.”
That you have witnessed all the thousand and one other manifestations of corruption and low moral character and outright animalistic rudeness and contempt for you, the working American voter, and you still show up grinning and wearing your MAGA hats and threatening to beat up anybody who says otherwise.
What you don't get, Trump supporters, is that our succumbing to frustration and shaking our heads, thinking of you as stupid, may very well be wrong and unhelpful, but it's also...hear me...charitable.
Because if you're NOT stupid, we must turn to other explanations, and most of them are less flattering.
- Adam-Troy Castro
(To all who agree with its content, I ask that you PLEASE SHARE IT on your own post, and ENCOURAGE OTHERS to do the same.)
help I just accidentally asked someone if I could borrow a bandaid and they said "sure just bring it back by two"
oh really? cool
ok so I'm from New Jersey and I guess we have an accent to the rest of the us but for us, everyone else has an accent. I'm in class right now (History, specifically) and our teacher is from either Tennessee or Idaho (I can't remember but chances are its neither) And every time she says America it comes out "Amyeericuh" and the entire class collectively cringes. Also, she says "pink" like "peenk" and instead of class she says "Clyeeass" idk why but I wanna cry like why cant everyone just be from new jersey
thepersianjewess
1 Jewish country, 22 Arab countries….
@jokerandthethief
Which ine am I
my parents are away and apparently just drove past a hotel named the hotel California 😰
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I'm Tired and Everything Hurts Sticker
I love glitter, can you tell yet?
@chernobylcatfish09 you should get this
I'm Tired and Everything Hurts Sticker
I love glitter, can you tell yet?
I can’t function without brushing my teeth and if I’m ever really freaked out or stressed I just brush my teeth. Idk why. Science tumblrs, do u know if that’s like a phsycological thing