I don't really have a speciality but people comment a lot on posts about my jellyfish hatred so ig that's that Also please call me Ellis
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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
Sorry it’s so bad, I drew it with a mouse
Oh yeah well guess what you get a follow back. In Soviet Russia, you no follow random blog, random blog follow you
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beautiful post. Beautiful. Unrelated, the author of the book people love dead Jews goes to my shul and she liked my Purim costume
I saw a production of Fiddler on the Roof in my city tonight that tried to make the story about the contemporary Russia-Ukraine war by having the characters be played by actors who are escaping into the world of Fiddler to get away from the war. It was really infuriating and maybe it’s because I spent my week rereading People Love Dead Jews for my xf meta but I can’t help but be pissed at the decontextualization and dejudaizing of such a famous piece of musical theater. It feels like the non Jewish director didn’t care about telling a story about Jews. She had to make it secretly about people she sees as worthwhile to tell the story. All we are to them is these fictional creatures to puppet around and learn something from, not flesh and blood human beings
EDIT: To clarify based on an ask I got, I know it’s already Americanized and historically inaccurate. This was adding insult to injury.
omg Ty for the tag ilyyy
ok here we go
fave color: warm yellow, a bit oranger than normal but still indisputably yellow
current read: catcher in the rye (jd Salinger)and screenplay (syd feld)
last song: Sappho by Frankie cosmo
last movie: karate kid
last show: heartstopper
sweet savory or salty: savory all the way
craving: attention
tea or coffee: tea, coffee tastes like dragons. In a bad way
my friends: @hex-eye @lesbianbookworm13 @sillybisexualidot @starman-01
tagged by @vamqiredollz <33
favorite color: blue! or seafoam green if we're getting specific
current read: the golden raven by nora sakavic
last song: last night by ricky montgomery
last movie: moana (my friends forced me to watch it after realizing i hadn't seen it lmao)
last series: sasaki to miyano (rewatching for the fiftieth time)
sweet, savory, or salty: sweet :)
craving: apple juice ...
tea or coffee: ... neither?
tagging @geospiral @k9punkout @bluemoonscape (if y'all would like!)
oh Ty @jokerandthethief
Guacamole: yes yes put it in my mouthhhh
olive: yummy in some circumstances. The flavor gets old
mango: delish please more
tomatoes: a miracle, yum yum yummm
hummus: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS MASTERPIECE PLEASE JUST STUFF NY FACE WITH THIS OH MY GOODNESS THIS MUST BE WHAT THEY EAT IN HEAVEN
cannoli: ew ew no the texture is death
@hex-eye @hauntedmoontimetravel @sillybisexualidot @starman-01 @lesbianbookworm13
FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis
I made an anti jellyfish community so keep up
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What would be your genre if you were in a show/book/game(and in what media will you be)?
Ooooooh. My genre would be comedy and it would be a tv show. Or maybe it would be a musical
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Yechiel Jacobs is one of my favorite comedians and he is hysterical.
You can find him on Instagram
He brings truth bombs through humor and laughter 😂
I think the wicked witch in the West Bank needs a real history lesson ,not made up history you learn on TikToK.
Ignorance is not always bliss !
I don’t know whether to find that antisemitic or funny. Does anyone else experience that? Imma go with funny. My reaction: lollll
Why do you hate Jewish jellyfish?
what? Oh no, I just hate jellyfish. I could’ve been more clear. The subject of the sentence is the hater of jellyfish (me) who is Jewish.
I’m sorry, I have no clue who any of those were. How about me? @chernobylcatfish09 @jokerandthethief @hex-eye
Making a tag game cause I can
Rules: post 4 fictional characters you relate to and assume something about the person you reblogged from based on their characters
No pressure tag! @sidneyoftheblackwoods @mqstermindswift @stars-and-birds @zenilvar @forever-chained-to-myself @themidnightarcher @skeelly @thepencilsnameissteve @thislove-taylorsversion @thislifeissweeterthanfiction @swiftieannah @a-pessimistic-swiftie @catastrxblues @jellycanon @what-about-wendy and anyone else who wants to join<3
aww ily2 @chernobylcatfish09
@jokerandthethief hiiii
@hex-eye ily you yapper 🥹
You are someone’s treasured mutual.
me: mom, I bruised myself again mom: that’s the third time this week, is there something you want to tell me? me, thinking about how I am constantly doing the worm: I joined the circus
What would your theme song/boss music/intro be like(it can either be with vocals or no vocals, a pre-existing song or a new song, and if new, then please tell the description, like the beat, instruments, etc)? And you can ask it to upto 10 people if you feel like asking.
the Perry the platypus theme
Why do you hate Jewish jellyfish?
what? Oh no, I just hate jellyfish. I could’ve been more clear. The subject of the sentence is the hater of jellyfish (me) who is Jewish.
Yes yes be kind, people
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
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Ok, so this is…. Somethin
ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨❤💋👨
What is your favourite colour and is there any reason for it to be so it you don't mind? There doesn't have to be a reason though
yellow, because it’s such a vibe
@chernobylcatfish09 you are breeze
@jokerandthethief you are seafoam
This is you
Um yeah. And?
Is that an insult
hey you’re a pathetic zionist fucking worm and you’ll get what’s coming to you. fuck israel and free palestine
lol ok whatever you want, but that’s still a threat and I can report it. Hey, btw TUMBLR PEOPLE HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN ISRAELI/ZIONIST ACT LIKE THIS? no because Israelis are nice people
Hi!!
Hi
What do you think about tests in school?
I love them, actually. It sounds nerdy but it means no group work, and usually that’s all the time in class so we can’t do anything else.
i go by Ellis on here, I’m a minor so no creepy people, I’m aromantic and am not actually that sure about my gender identity so call me any pronouns. I’m Jewish and Israeli, also from New Jersey so I speak only in sarcasm. My favorite music artists are the Beatles, the greatest showman soundtrack and the wicked soundtrack :/
my interests are karate kid and cobra Kai, heartstopper, Harry Potter, marauders, wicked, the greatest showman, gravity falls, my cousin Vinny, and avatar (with the blue people)
my hobbies are trumpet, swimming, singing, acting, collecting books, listening to music, photography, standup/sketch comedy, writing poetry, and being depressed
my favorite food is ceviche, my favorite animal is a sloth, my favorite smells are the rain, fire, and passion fruit. i cannot draw.
do not ask me to draw
or interact with jellyfish, for that matter
anyways this was a really awkward experience writing this and I hope no one sees this ever and I only made it because it was fun
anyways bye
Update: the frog died :(
what frog
OHBMY GOD YOU FOUND MY FAVORITE STORE IN TEL AVIV
OH MY GOD YOU FOUND MY FAVORITE STORE IN TEL AVIV
guys
guys
my sister
Does not
remember
Covid
Imagine having been born in 1905... And all your life it doesn't fucking stop. The Great War, the Spanish Flu, and then you go out of your mind for 7 years. Everyone is traumatised and nothing matters. Then another crash. And then the rise of fascism, and the War to end all Wars didn't and it's 1945 and you're just about still there. You may have fought or ferried the boys from Dunkirk or sabotaged the Nazi occupiers or worked in the factories and put out fires during the Blitz and you're lucky to be alive, because not all your friends made it. But you are and finally, fucking finally, it stops. It stops. You are tough as nails and you can put that strength to work into building something and you do, and people have cars and can buy icecream and you have a pension fund and the kids have money of their own and no nightmares.
I want that for us. I so want that for us. I want to be the generation that has seen fucking everything and is like a MRSA bug and unfazed and when that Cheeto finally dies, I want us to. Plant the gardens and clean the seas because we can and we want to and we remember some joy, some time of trust even when it got broken and we can say to the 20 somethings "let us show you what we can build, how it can feel."
And maybe Gen beta will take it all for granted like the boomers did, but we can give Gen Z and Alpha some peace because we, and Gen Z and Alpha have seen the Dark Times and fuck that noise.