Help Because I’ve Been Neglecting My Nails But Somehow They Persevere?

Chat I’m scared

wait can we make that a game. what does prev taste like ^_^

Yes come

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

haha yeah no I also love the sound of me crinkling tin foil in the ear of my egg salad covered brother

rb with things you love the sound of

rain (duh) and coffee brewing

CHAT I GOT IN

but I choose to believe that it’s cuz I’m smort and not bc of the potato I reblogged weeks before I got in

BUT EVERYONE ELSE ENJOY

yeah like my friends rabbi mentioned my rabbi in a speech. Several states apart. There’s actually a really funny game called Jewish geography when some people join a zoom call with one person that theyre trying to get on the call. They can add their friends, who can add their friends who can add their friends and usually they get the person pretty quickly

I think people don't realize how ridiculously interconnected the Jewish community is. Usually it would be shitty to assume that any random guy knows somebody else just cause they share a culture/ethnicity but I swear every time I mention an obscure Jewish thought leader/author/politician/etc. one of my cousins goes like "oh yeah I studied Torah with his son in 1985". every single fucking time

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

OK WHAT DO YOU IRRATIONALY HATE

= EVIL

BUT THE NUANCE

AND DOLPHINS EXIST

why

i fucking hate my genes so much

tagggg game

make yourself/how you envision yourself in this picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/114808/complete?cd=4DzwYRE4dp

here’s mine

@jokerandthethief @i-lick-your-gun @hex-eye @hauntedmoontimetravel +open tags ;)

Yeah, it’s true and also the word for flashlight in Hebrew is “panas” pronounced pah-NAHS

I just need all non-israelis to know that we have a famous celebrity show presenter here that his last name is "Penis". "Guy Penis". and yes, nobody ever said a thing.