I don't really have a speciality but people comment a lot on posts about my jellyfish hatred so ig that's that Also please call me Ellis
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LIKE OK BUT DOLPHINS DONT HAVE STINGERS SO I PREFER THEM TO THE "BOO I BLENDED INTO THE SEAWEED HERE'S A BADASS BUT PAINFUL SCAR"
= EVIL
BUT THE NUANCE
AND DOLPHINS EXIST
NUANCE SCHMUANCE
DOLPHINS DONT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING I MEAN THEYRE CUTE BUT IF THEY WOULD TALK I BET THEYD BE PICKMEs
= EVIL
BUT THE NUANCE
AND DOLPHINS EXIST
Dominos:
Generational trauma/anxiety/depression
Adhd/apd/thinking I'm going deaf all the time/anxiety/depression
When I pray I pray for death
YES
Drawing some hollow knight instead of finishing it
HEY I TRIED CHATTING U BUT IT DIDNT WORK
Please.
Please.
YOU AGAIN
Please.
HIIII
Please.
I wanted to some up with something funny to add to this but I can't. Wait. But I count. hahaa
you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…
your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all
you, holding these:
TRIPLE BOOP
Boop
Double boop
not a lot is more comforting than when an older black lady calls you baby in public
listen to our released hostages and actually believe them.
I was genuinely surprised when I found out zinc was a real thing. I was 11. Until then, I thought that Phineas and Ferb just made it up
My first thought this morning was:
NO! Don't trust him, Joshua, he's only befriending us because of our ties to Rasputin!
I don't know anybody named joshua
I do have ties to Rasputin but nobody has tried to befriend me because of them
When I was little, I thought that the language of English was a conspiracy. That the government was like: "OK, it's like 1700 and in a few hundred years this girl is gonna be born. Let's make a new language and then eventually someone's gonna tell her ity was all fake." My reasoning for people having accents/people not speaking English was that they just didn't want to comply. I genuinely believed that my parents and siblings all spoke another secret language that I didnt know about. I thought this till I was like nine
Nothing can compare to the Holocaust. Nothing. Ever. 6 million. That's more than most of the 27 year old white kids who only know about this war from TikTok can count to. It's absolutely insane to minimize our expieriences like that. Gaza is a city. It couldv'e been a massive tourist location if Hamas hadn't spent all of the money on underground tunnels to keep babies in. NEVER compare Gaza to Auschwitz.
seriously don’t know how you do it. i’ve been trying to document and archive the wide range of antisemitism in every space since october 7th and…i still get shocked at seeing shit like this. this is a screenshot of a leftist’s instagram story. i follow a lot of leftists in order to document the antisemitic shit they say every second and to keep up with the tropes circulating. this is just one small example.
i can’t imagine saying shit like this and thinking it’s normal. like the level of cruelty is something i can’t fathom.
Tell friendly neigborhood comrade that Lovely is a misogynist neo nazi who thinks women shouldn't vote and thinks babies were at the nova festival and not stolen from a bomb shelter, tell comrade not only did they agree with nonsense but they agreed with a known nazi and are not complicit in fucking nazism
that is how I cope by knowing that I deal with people morally bankrupt and unhinged by showing them who they really are like that mirror of clarity from Harlan Ellison stories
The first though that popped into my head this morning was : "If human civilization was an article of clothing, we would be a shoe." And then I immediately punched the first pair of shoes I could find. I later regretted it because they were my Bat Mitzvah shoes that I was keeping nice for prom.
I was saddened by every hostage death. But this… this just hit me differently. It’s the fact that the world could look into the face of a literal baby, and collectively decide that someone so purely innocent was not human and deserved what happened to him all because of where he was born.
It’s the fact that the children’s father was released and did not know if his wife and children were alive, having hope that he would be reunited with them again.
So much pain and grief these past 500 days… but this, I feel like has pushed me over the edge.
That’s my everyday experience. It sucks.
tfw you love being in fandoms, but you're also Jewish and scared to interact with anyone because "what if they want me dead?"
I shouldn't have to feel this way, but I do.
I was trick or treating. I was probably ten years old? I dressed as a carrot and spent a really long time on my orange face paint. My friend and I went to this house with a maga sign. Typically, we wouldn’t have gone there because, well, because trump, but it was Halloween. We wanted candy. The lady who answered the door gave us candy and we left. As we were walking back down her driveway, she yelled to me: “by the way, I like your orange face!” So that’s why she voted trump. Ok. Got it 👍
ok yay this is not what I want to be doing with my time rn, but alas, it’s gonna happen when you trash on my homeland. First things first. I live in New Jersey. I’ve lived here for about nine years. But before that, I lived in Israel. I love Israel more than anything. Stop calling it Genoc!de. Start calling it “oh shoot our citizens are in tunnels and a terrorist organization is bombing us almost every day, we can’t just do nothing.” There is nothing, and I mean nothing, worse than seeing your family and friends fighting in a war. You know there has been a pattern of heart attacks in family members of soldiers and hostages? Hamas’s attack was fully based off of hate. Hate for Jews, hate for Israel. Not politics. Yes, the Israeli government sucks and treats innocent Palestinians very poorly. It’s gonna continue to suck for as long as Bibi is the prime minister. But that’s not the fault of the people. Just like how nobody is blaming innocent Palestinians for hamas’s behavior. There is a difference, though. Only Israelis are blaming Hamas. Everyone else is yapping about how Hamas is ok and that the idf is the terrorist organization.
a large part of the lgbtq+ community is anti-Israel. Frankly, that’s irrational. Israel has a huge pride parade every year. It had one last summer, too, even when being bombed relentlessly. Israel is an amazing place to be out. I myself am aro ace. I’m out as aroace in Israel. No one’s shot me. If you come out to a Hamas soldier, they’ll be like: “ok. Imma shoot you know.” KABOOM. now you are no longer out. You’re in. In a grave. However, there is a chance that Hamas will steal your body and keep it from your loved ones for 423 days. (See: Omer neutra)
I just wanna say that I am very liberal, very left leaning. I am a huge advocate for the trans community and lgbtq community for as long as I can remember. I’ve always been a climate activist, probably started being climate aware in like second grade. Trump’s what, 78? And he still isn’t. You can still be liberal and progressive even if you support Israel.🇮🇱 on a final note, I don’t share ANY opinions with the kkk. If you’re antisemitic, you do. Xoxo, a gay Jew.
wait that was awesome I should end all my posts that way
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
eat the salad. See the salad. Become one with the salad.
I woke up at 2 am, wrote this down on a post it note along with instructions to post it somewhere, and went back to bed.
enjoy.
So I was just in class, and I HATED the teacher. Halfway through, I got this feeling almost like I had to pee, but not. I didn't know what it was. When class was out, I let it go. I still didn't know what the feeling was. Turns out, I just really really really had to sing "Colors of the Wind" from Pocohontas.
Once I was wearing a green bandana and my little sister (she was three at the time) asked me if I dyed my hair green.
my brown hair was that same brown it always was. it was fully visible