I Was Trick Or Treating. I Was Probably Ten Years Old? I Dressed As A Carrot And Spent A Really Long

🪼🐦🧮📌🦷 tf

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

who is floyd

explain. I’m the only one on this goddamn website who doesn’t know who Floyd is.

oh um I think

triangles

wait can we make that a game. what does prev taste like ^_^

I wanted to some up with something funny to add to this but I can't. Wait. But I count. hahaa

you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…

your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all

you, holding these:

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

If 2025 came directly after 2020

After a long time in the bunker, a voice comes over the radio and says: "to those who have survived, it's safe to go outside." You gradually make your way out and open the emergency door, but what you see on the other side leaves you filled with horror.