Aemond: [uses His Godzilla Sized War Beast To Chase A Small Child During A 0 Visibility Thunderstorm

GOOD OMENS 1.01 • "In the Beginning"

Crowley, I've told you, I'm not helping you. I'm not interested. This is purely social.

hey star wars real quick… ouch???

This adorable proposal.

“How can we distinguish what is biologically determined from what people merely try to justify through biological myths? A good rule of thumb is ‘Biology enables, Culture forbids.’ Biology is willing to tolerate a wide spectrum of possibilities. It’s culture that obliges people to realize some possibilities while forbidding others. Biology enables women to have children— some cultures oblige women to realize this possibility. Biology enables men to enjoy sex with one another—some cultures forbid them to realize this possibility. Culture tends to argue that it forbids only that which is unnatural. But from a biological perspective, nothing is unnatural. Whatever is possible is by definition also natural. A truly unnatural behavior, one that goes against the laws of nature, simply cannot exist, so it would need no prohibition.”

— Yuval Noah Harari, Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind

simon to victor everytime he sends an essay

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

Luz was really ten seconds from being turned into stone and her go-to strategy was to tell Belos that he would never figure out how to connect to the WiFi and that he'd get reported for his crime against fashion and i have to respect that

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU