me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Oh no I wouldn’t be a good wife in the 1920s whatever will I do 🤩
guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.
THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929
GOOD OMENS 1.01 • "In the Beginning"
Crowley, I've told you, I'm not helping you. I'm not interested. This is purely social.
I’m watching Love, Victor & it’s cute but I just can’t get over the fact that Simon is GRADUATED and in COLLEGE and some new kid at his old high school is giving him a daily play by play of his gay panic, like WHAT
i have no object permanence about myself. if i’m not in anyones eye sight i assume i have ceased to be. finding out people remember i exist, think about me, and even talk about me when i’m not actively in front of them is startling news every time it is brought to my attention
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