“average Person Eats 3 Spiders A Year” Factoid Actualy Just Statistical Error. Average Person Eats

GOOD OMENS 1.01 • "In the Beginning"

Crowley, I've told you, I'm not helping you. I'm not interested. This is purely social.

infinity train book one: wow, this is a really well-written kids’ show! it reminds me a lot of gravity falls, i can’t wait to see what else it has in store!

infinity train book two: again, this is a really well-written kids’ show, but it’s definitely more mature than i’d first given it credit for! i honestly didn’t expect it to go so hard on some of the things it did, but i’m glad it did.

infinity train book three:

infinity train book four: haha gay gay homosexual gay

Ideal ship dynamic: exactly this

How do I tell people that sometimes if you turn your shipping brain off you can interact with media better

commercial: Valentine's Day is coming and you know what that means *wink*

me: uhmmm

commercial: *throws condoms at me* heRE YA GO

me: *pTERRdaCTYl SCrEECH* NoOOO

AGATHA ALL ALONG, 1.05 "Darkest Hour Wake Thy Power"

hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

sorry, can’t talk right now.  i’m too busy slowly headbanging to classical music

Family member: why are you so obsessed with gay stuff? are you gay or something?

Me:

JURASSIC PARK (1993)