Angyiien - ᵃⁿᵍʸⁱⁱᵉⁿ

Do yall... think that Alastor LIKES being a deer?

We joke about him hating his adorable, prey-like fluffiness, but

He's dressed up as Rudolph, has deer memorabilia and decor, and plays with his ears even when it's not necessary. His antlers turn into creepy branches when he's transforming or just excited in general.

I genuinely think he is pretty fond of his deerness. Maybe likes being underestimated because of his deer traits and conversely likes how scary and off-putting they are when he transforms?

It would honestly be cute AND support our 'Alastor loves hell' theory.

I'm glad you helped

If you are wondering why I am fighting with radfems, I was only responding because the person who reblogged the post was my moot. I was hoping they weren't too far gone down the pipeline, but it looks like I was wrong. That's why it's "was." Anyways support trans women.

THIS IS SO SWEET🩷

I have the feeling that Alastor was never actually discovered to be the serial killer everyone lived to fear. He died by 'accident', got stitched his torn-appart-by-dogs body, buried properly face up and in his gravestone you could read "here lies a good man, he always smiled"

Maybe that's one of the reasons he wants his carnage to be broadcasted, he needs to be know, because no one ever did know him. But at the same time he needs to hide, is second nature to him to keep himself a secret, it's how he survived, he never got caught for it.

New information revealed by the Hazbin Playbill

Charlie went to college

Charlie won multiple musical theater awards in college

Alastor broadcasts every day at noon (or whenever he feels like it)

Angel Dust is a singer

Angel Dust made his first onscreen appearance in one of Valentino’s films (so in or after the 1970s)

Vaggie is trained in sychronized dance

Sir Pentious has made weapons for Carmine Industries and Voxtek

Sir Pentious created the Egg Bois with the help of someone (probably Baxter)

Lucifer performs alongside the other Deadly Sins (“perform” might be metaphorical though)

Carmilla discovered new ways to use Angelic technology to improve Hell’s weaponry

Carmilla is the host of the board of Pentagram City Overlords

Rosie does favors in exchange for people’s souls

Sera works directly under the Speaker of God

Sera is in charge of Heaven’s hierachy and laws

Emily is in charge of ensuring all citizens of Heaven are entertained and comfortable 

Mimzy owns a club called “Ragtime”

Mimzy once appeared in a radio special with Alastor called “Singa for ya Dinna!”

Vox acts in and directs his media projects

Valentino frequently goes on shooting sprees in the Entertainment District

Valentino describes the Entertainment District as ruled by himself, “Velvette, and I guess Vox”

Velvette has over 100 million subscribers

Velvette is the head of development for Love Potion (in collaboration with Valentino)

Velvette can do spells/magic

Saint Peter is the head singer in Heaven’s royal choir and founded the Angelic drama club

Saint Peter can play the harp and French horn

Zestial is the oldest living Overlord in power

Zestial is effectively retired

Zestial helps Carmilla with her business due to their friendship

im back in the building again 😭

(Also this was made for a secret santa event on my discord 🥹🥹 alastoe was requested by one of my members by the name of bellalaluvs.co!!)

Also

"You would if you wanted*

*advice that I already tried and failed many times to achieve*

*dismissing the bad sensation and burnout of doing x thing the older person can do easier just so you look "lively" to them*

*older person is radical and progressive yet subtly ableistic*

the way that when youre a young adult who is disabled/chronically ill older people often say things like

“just wait until youre my age”

“you young people are so soft now”

“when i was your age i wouldn’t have complained like this”

but when a child is disabled they consider it tragic, what do they think happens to disabled children do they not grow up to be disabled young adults? 😭

call us ugly to sell us shit!

borders between countries aren't real btw we just made them up. there's no such thing as an "immigrant" we're all just people moving around on the same planet that we've always moved around on

“he’s so babygirl”

babe he just killed somebody.