Pilot "redraws"

Alastor being a petty ass btch to the two people who did not want his ass back for the 3 seconds he's been back, icon

Me who hates cringe culture🧍‍♀️

how i look at my screen after y/n just got called kitten/puppy/bunny

Reader and Alastor at a restaurant together

Waiter handing out food: here's yours. And here's yours. Let me know if you need anything else

Waiter leaves*

Reader stares down at food with concern*

Alastor: what's the problem?

Reader: Nothing! I'm fine

Alastor: it does not look like it. Why are you not eating?

Reader: I'm suddenly not hungry

Alastor: Oh? So that's it then?

Reader: yeah aaaannnd maaaaybbe this isn't what I ordered- but it's no big deal I can still eat it

Alastor: excuse me waiter!

Reader: you don't have to do that...

Waiter approaches*

Alastor: this is not what they ordered

Waiter: I'm terribly sorry. What was it you ordered?

Reader: the chicken tenders

Waiter: Ok we will bring it out to you as soon as possible and you can keep that as well

Reader: ok....

Waiter leaves*

Alastor: honestly what did you think I was going to do? I'm nothing if not calm and reasonable

Waiter returns*

Waiter: I'm afraid we're out of chicken tenders

Alastor begins to stand up*

Reader: No! No! No! Alastor no!

Alastor to waiter: you're very lucky today

Waiter ready to piss his pants: I'm-I'm very sorry. The meal's on us tonight and-and feel free order something else. Anything. Free of charge

Reader: Ok, um the fish and chips then

Waiter: right away!

Waiter dashes to the kitchen*

Alastor: would it be so wrong if we had HIM for dinner?

Reader: YES! IT WOULD BE VERY WRONG!

Candies!! 🍭✨

While women and girls are the primary victims of prostitution, I do want to make it clear that I hate female pimps, too. I hate madames or whatever they call themselves. I hate the women with an OF who glamorize the lifestyle and push it onto impressionable teenage girls. And while I hate the men who pay for sex and the men who sell women and girls to other men most of all, that does not mean I don’t hate the women who are complicit in the oppression of other women.

I'm gonna say it. I think blackpill "radfems" are absolutely pathetic. I don't think it is ever truly acceptable or excusable to tell another woman, even non-feminist women, "I told you so" or that she "deserved it". And if you are a blackpiller or genuinely think its acceptable pls pls pls just block me.

the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

Also

"You would if you wanted*

*advice that I already tried and failed many times to achieve*

*dismissing the bad sensation and burnout of doing x thing the older person can do easier just so you look "lively" to them*

*older person is radical and progressive yet subtly ableistic*

the way that when youre a young adult who is disabled/chronically ill older people often say things like

“just wait until youre my age”

“you young people are so soft now”

“when i was your age i wouldn’t have complained like this”

but when a child is disabled they consider it tragic, what do they think happens to disabled children do they not grow up to be disabled young adults? 😭