The Bond Between A Girl And Their Favorite Fictional Man Is Both An Unstoppable Force And An Immovable

Please understand that not every marginalized person is going to have a list of peer reviewed sources and accurate statistics proving the bigotry they face in their daily life and you sometimes just have to decide to believe people when they tell you they are suffering

Sona redesign (she's an ex-winner)

i’m so so so so so so so fucking sick of “women with a time machine: hehe i’m ur granddaughter” “women’s bathrooms: omg can i borrow a lip gloss” “women playing games: omg i get to have a kitty so cute” and some “epic” or whatever male counterpart to the meme SHUT UP SHUT UP WHEN ARE WE GONNA STOP PRETENDING THERE ISNT CRAZY AMOUNTS OF UNDERLYING MISOGYNY IN “women: lame, monolith of femininity and shallow thought - men: awesome badass crazy” I HATE THAT THIS STUPID MEME FORMAT IS SO COMMON AND NO ONE PICKS UP ON HOW MUCH MODERN MEMES HATE WOMEN

A Little Announcement!

If you have or have not heard, there is a threat going around about gore of children and animals being sent to ask blogs. Specifically, blogs like mine. While I am aware I'm a demon and of course, I should not be repulsed...I am.

Therefore, I am giving a warning before I shut down my ask box. I will be closing down at 11:59pm Universal Time Coordinated (UTC). However do not worry, I'll reopen sometime on the 26th after this supposed attack has subsided.

And perhaps I can catch up on my asks during this time. The number within my ask box is absolutely unbelievable I must say. Hah!

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My source:

Me who hates cringe culture🧍‍♀️

how i look at my screen after y/n just got called kitten/puppy/bunny

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

Ok so this is a bit of a crack theory, I don’t actually believe it, but it’s funny so I’m posting it anyway.

Hazbin Hotel. Alastor does not show any parental bond towards Charlie until episode 5, when Lucifer shows up. Alastor quickly deduces that Lucifer’s lackluster parenting skills is a weak point, and thus makes himself, someone Lucifer had previously dismissed as beneath him, out to be a more capable father figure.

That itself is not the theory, just the setup so we’re all on the same page. So. What if Charlie saw right through Alastor’s plan to one up her actual dad, and, fed up with Lucifer’s past behavior herself (we see earlier in the episode that she is the one who is reluctant to call Lucifer), she, hear me out, PURPOSEFULLY GOES ALONG WITH IT.

Like, she sees that Alastor doesn’t actually view her as a daughter and is just saying so to get under Lucifer’s skin, but instead of calling him out she plays along! And that’s exactly what happens in Hell’s Greatest Dad, Charlie is very much on board Alastor’s side of the song, agreeing at every opportunity, while with Lucifer she is just… lost, confused. Occasionally awed, but she never really joins in on his part.

Of course, unlike Alastor, Charlie actually has a more benign reason to be tricking her dad. She wants him to see sinners as people, and what better way to do that than to show how one of the worst sinners has helped her? And later in the episode, Alastor is the actual reason Lucifer changes his views and agrees to help Charlie with her dream! I’m too lazy to get the actual quotes, it it went something like this:

Alastor: in the background, giant, terrorizing the loan sharks

Lucifer: “This is why you can’t trust sinners, they always end up destroying everything.”

Charlie: “His method’s are a little… extreme. But he’s doing it to protect the hotel!”

Lucifer: “Uh huh. Isn’t he the reason you’re being attacked in the first place?”

Charlie: “At least he’s actually been here! How come he believes in me and you don’t.”

Lucifer: (thinking) Oh crap oh fuck

Something like that lol. Again don’t feel like finding the actual quotes. But yeah even if Alastor’s showboating about being a better father were exaggerated, the fact that he presented himself as a better father is the silver bullet Charlie needed to change Lucifer’s point of view, or at least give him a wake up call.

To reiterate, the “crack theory” part of this is just that Charlie purposefully went along with Al’s embellished motivations during Hell’s Greatest Dad. Personally I think she was blinded by Alastor’s change of tone that her optimism made her actually believe what he was saying (I think Charlie and Lucifer were the only two actually fooled by Alastor, but they were the only two that mattered for that particular trick)

Everything else, like how Charlie used Alastor twisted version of help to convince her father to help her, is either canon or a more solid theory.

"guys we're so cooked" "it's wraps" "the end is near" shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up. i say that with love because you are probably saying it out of distress and hopelessness, but for your own well-being and for everyone else's, please stop saying this shit.

no we are not "cooked." and by saying that, by the way, you are giving more power to the neo-nazi oligarchy in charge.

they want you to abandon all hope of a better life. they want you to believe "oh well, it's over, we might as well stop trying to fight back and just resign ourselves to despair forever."

every time you get on tiktok and comment "guys we're so cooked haha it's over," you are feeding into the mindset of hopeless compliance. you are, unknowingly, spreading this infectious idea that just because we've lost one battle, we've lost the entire war.

your words matter. i am saying this out of love and concern for our future, but please stop choosing words of defeat.

Irks me no end and I'm not even aromantic/asexual

*love chatting*

"what about them?" "Aren't they asexual?"

????????

I think so much of the assumption that all aromantic people are asexual is less an act of malice and more a fact that societally we think of romance and sexuality as so intrinsically linked. Societally we see sex without romance as either some sort of mistake or some sort of path towards eventual romance. Anything else doesn't really compute for most people.

Seeing someone say they're asexual but not aromantic makes sense to people because those feelings of affection are still there (so I'm told). When someone says they're aroace that also makes sense because that's rejecting the entire system of romantic interests. Wanting none of it whatsoever has a logic to it.

But the idea that you can want sex and not experience romance at all doesn't really cross anyone's mind. It's not something many people who are not aromantic have spent a lot of time thinking about so people just fill in the gap incorrectly.