The real barbie is Y/n.
Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.
“he’s so babygirl”
babe he just killed somebody.
Being a creative while chronically ill sucks. I’ll have an idea, get in the flow, be doing my thing when suddenly I’m in horrific pain with all my energy sapped 🥲 I wanna keep going cause I love making art but it’s so hard when I’m almost entirely bedridden. Especially traditional art since I need to get up to gather supplies. Sorry for the vent, it’s just so sucky 😭
Reader: *trying to reach something on the top shelf* Alastor: *head tilt* "Do you need some help, my dear?" Reader: "Oh! Yes, please. I can't reach it-" Alastor: *moves desired object further away* "Does this help?" Reader: "uh- NO!?" Alastor: *moves it higher* "How about this?" Reader: "Alastor I am going to eat your kidneys give me the thing!" Alastor: "Hmmm.... How about-" Reader: *scuttles up onto his shoulders like a squirrel, takes the thing out of his hand and hops back onto the floor* "Thank, Mr. Step stool." *cheerfully trots off* Alastor: *eyes narrow* ".....Well played."
Sorry (im not) but telling women to feel like feminine men for your dumb fujoshi simping fantasy is literally forcing women to do shit to fit your narrative and not feminism. I don't identify as a feminine man and it's fine
Shout out to disabled people who NEED (need) screen time to function or exist or socialise or communicate or anything else. I know people say screen time is bad. But if you need it for your disabilties? Use it. Please. So shout out to you.
twitter people thinking tumblr is still in its 2015 era so it's fine to dunk on it on and on is such a funny yet expected reaction from twitter and I'm glad about because I don't want them here
I feel like normies think of tumblr as the fanart and aesthetic and gifset website but real tumblrinas know that our most culturally significant output and our lifeblood is the humble text post
I'm gonna say it. I think blackpill "radfems" are absolutely pathetic. I don't think it is ever truly acceptable or excusable to tell another woman, even non-feminist women, "I told you so" or that she "deserved it". And if you are a blackpiller or genuinely think its acceptable pls pls pls just block me.
𝑯𝒂𝒛𝒃𝒊𝒏 𝑯𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒍 𝑶𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕! 💘 she/her * 24 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 ▪︎ 𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝘅 / 𝗔𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗿𝘁 (occasionally other HH characters)
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