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poke him with sticks

realized i haven't posted any fanart that isn't an oc or a shimeji

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Men on the right are all like “I’m not misogynistic, I just hate women for being women” and then men on the left are all like “I’m not misogynistic, I just hate white women for being women”

Sweetheart Alastor headcanons:

(Feel free to comment yours!!)

•He prefers for you to hold onto his arm, rather than holding his hand.

•He always makes sure you eat something and will make you his mother’s recipes.

•He loves taking you on nature walks and will wait until after he takes you home to cannibalize any deer he spotted on the walk (you’re oblivious).

•Being on your phone around him is a double edged sword. He hates technology, and he hates when your attention isn’t on him.

•He opens every door for you.

•His idea of a good time out is taking you to see live performances (musicals/plays/etc.) or taking you dancing at a jazz club.

•His idea of a good time in is cooking for you and slow dancing in the kitchen to the radio.

•He lets you do his hair and makeup for fun.

•He’ll play in the snow with you and then make you hot cocoa afterwards.

•He won’t let anyone be mean to you or disrespect you. He’ll broadcast their screams the second your eyes tear up.

•He’ll constantly pick the lint off your clothes/fix your hair/re-tie your shoes/etc. (anything as an excuse to casually touch you).

•He uses his charisma as a radio host to lull you to sleep with his voice; either telling you a bedtime story or singing you a lullaby.

•He lets you tie his bowtie.

•He’ll immediately put his coat over your shoulders if there’s a slight breeze.

•He loves seeing you dress feminine, but he’ll compliment you no matter how you’re dressed.

•He lets you play with his ears (and tail).

•He fantasizes about you being his housewife and mother of his children. He would bring you flowers home every Friday.

Twitter made me do it!

I imagined Keekee not liking him. I mean, just look at that face!

Men think being ‘nice’ is a personality trait. Sorry, but treating people like basic human beings isn’t special—it’s the bare minimum, and even that seems like a struggle for them.

Liberal feminists for men’s rights: "Men can cry" "Men can wear pink" "Men can wear dresses" "Men deserve flowers" "Men don’t have to pay the bills" "Men deserve princess treatment too" "Men's mental health matters" "Men deserve better" "Feminism is about equality" 🥺

Liberal feminists for women’s rights: "Women can sell their body to make money" "Women can wear sexy revealing clothes" "Women can be housewives serving their husbands" "Women can enjoy violent sex" "Women can have casual sex with men" "Feminism is about choice" 😍

WIPs