You Guys Will Be The Death Of Me I Swear

What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…

When you finish listening to Who Lives, Who Dies ... and then the soundtrack goes back to Alexander Hamilton

Hamilton: Yeah, Eliza's mad at me now, but I have a few tricks up my sleeve. I don't want to brag, but I have a lot of experience with women being mad at me.

the other Mike Pence

So there’s a guy on Twitter who is named Mike Pence but is not the soon-to-be Vice President garbage monster. Here’s his bio:

He’s amazing. Here’s a recent tweet he posted:

Girl: What an ass!

Jefferson: Oh thank you

Jefferson to an unimpressed Madison: I know she probably meant that I was an ass but you know you just gotta take what you get

How I think 2017 will go:

How 2017 will probably go:

Hamilton: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Burr: If you say ‘addictionary’ I swear I will cut you.

Hamilton: I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better.

Just before the Charles Lee Duel

General Lee: Alright, can we just address the elephant in the room here. I know this is weird. Mistakes were made…

Hamilton and Laurens: By you.

General Lee: … and people got hurt.

Hamilton and Laurens: By you.

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