So there’s a guy on Twitter who is named Mike Pence but is not the soon-to-be Vice President garbage monster. Here’s his bio:
He’s amazing. Here’s a recent tweet he posted:
Laurens: I may not live to see our glory.
Hamilton:
Lafayette:
Mulligan:
Me: YA DON'T SAY!
Truuuue, I LOVE AND HATE IT 😩😩😩
Okay seriously watch 21 Chump Street. It’s 15 minutes of an emotional roller coaster with Lin Manuel, Anthony Ramos, real world problems (drugs), the cutest love song ever, and a tear jerking end. https://vimeo.com/130195641
Hamilton Crack (1/?) Because we all know it’s true! lol. (x)
Bonus (I couldn’t resist):
Might show this to my dad 😂😂😂
Our Founding Father, which art in heaven,
Forever sung be thy Name.
Thy letters come.
Thy debt plan be done on earth,
As it was in the 1700s.
Give us this day our daily pamphlet.
And forgive us of our unintelligence,
As we forgive those that are unintelligent towards us.
Lead us not into the Reynolds home,
And deliver us from the room where it happens.
For the 10 dollar bill,
The power, and the story is yours.
Now and forever,
Amen.
Why does this sound like Animal Crossing?
Me: hey tell me a story!
Big old squirrel: *pulls a thousand dollars out of its ass and hands it to me.* here you go! I think you’re just spectacular :)
Me: that’s not a Fucking story
why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck
This is the meme that keeps giving and giving.
If you live in the USA and you're pleading for donations to pay your rent, bills, or get food then dial 211! Please dial 211 before the last minute!
It's a toll free service with people who will help you find programs in your community to pay those bills, find food, and find housing! They will give you numbers to call so you can get help.
It is not 100% foolproof. Their job is to direct you to a program they believe will help your current issue, but it's still a step up from praying random strangers online will give you enough cash before a deadline! The added benefit of these community programs, which get funded by the local government most of the time, is if there are more people using them then they can get more money to help more people.
You're not taking resources from other people if you use your community services. Your taxes pay for them. Use them.
Dial 211 first to see if they can help, and if for some reason they can't, then make your donation posts!
https://www.211.org/
alexander hamilton texting aaron burr at 4 am: BURR DO YOU THINK MY CHILDREN WILL BE SLUTS I MEAN I AM A SLUT SO IS IT LIKE…..GENETIC???? IS IT RECESSIVE OR DOMINANT. WILL MY DAUGHTERS ENSLAVE AND TORMENT MEN, BURR
aaron burr responding at 10 am the next day: shut the fuck up oh my god