Girl: What An Ass!

when alex goes to get some fresh air at the bar

Hercules: John, tell us a secret!

John: Okay, I have a crush on Alexander!

Lafayette: Non, he said a secret.

I hate the cars franchise, so this is accurate

The Great Post-Hamilton Chop

the musical hamilton but every time i cry it gets faster

Me @ the beginning of the school year: IMMA GET A SCHOLARSHIP TO KINGS COLLEGE. I PROB'LY SHOULDN'T BRAG BUT DAG, I AMAZE AND ASTONISH

Me @ myself @ the end of the school year: you have invented a new kind of stupid

is this an in the heights reference

Madison: When you do something generous you can’t want anything in return.

Jefferson: then what's the point?

fifty days of hamilcast: day seven